If you thought the hill right smack in the middle of center field at Houston's Minute Maid Park was quirky, just wait until you see what happens at Dodger Stadium this season.

The Dodgers are turning their right-field pavilion into an all-you-can-eat section, where an endless supply of ballpark concessions (not including either ice cream or beer) are included in the price of the $40 ticket.

So we're envisioning the left-field bleachers being occupied by fans who are more in touch with Southern California's healthy lifestyle, while the right-field seats are being filled (probably to the breaking point) with guys trying to eat their weight in Dodger Dogs and the resulting weight disparity between the pavilions causing the outfield to shift just as if a 7.0 earthquake had just rumbled through Chavez Ravine.

Which is going to make patrolling center absolutely murder on Juan Pierre next season.