Driving while intoxicated: DWI.

Driving under the influence: DUI.

Driving while naked? That's a DWN. Among other things.

Aside from creating a new acronym for law enforcement officials to deal with, Detroit Lions assistant coach Joe Cullen has also single-handedly managed to distract attention from the legal woes of the Cincinnati Bengals with his alleged arrest for indecent and obscene exposure.

According to the initial report, Cullen was not only driving with his top down ... but with his bottom down as well.

Cullen might have gotten away with his updated take on the Lady Godiva tale if he hadn't gotten hungry. Reportedly, it was a drive-thru worker at a burger joint who reported the nude Lions assistant to police, telling them "the suspect did nothing obscene, other than being naked at the drive-thru."