Absurd?
Crazy?
Just plain stupid?

I don't know but I think Deion Sanders would make a hell of a NFL coach despite his extremely limited experience.

It worked for the Mavericks who went with Avery Johnson.

Prime Time has been instrumental in molding Devin Hester in one of the best return men in the NFL. He also would be the best dressed coach in the NFL. His suits are snappy! 

Atlanta Falcons - He has a great relationship with D. Hall and his personality would mesh well with Michael Vick.

Miami Dolphins - This idea was brought up by Adam Schefter:

Deion would love to break into coaching, love to do it in Miami and would succeed in that area just as he has succeeded in all others. If Huizenga is unwilling to take my word for it, fine. But he should talk to Sanders and see for himself.

Certainly established coaches haven't worked for the Dolphins, and Sanders couldn't do any worse. And the guess is he'd do markedly better.

Dallas Cowboys - If the Big Tuna splits, why not? The Cowboys secondary has talented players but they can stop nobody.

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