There's a rumor out that Tom Brady's Girlfriend, Gisele Bunchean, is pregnant. This would make 2 kids Tom Brady will have out of wedlock. I wonder how Brady's feeling. His good guy Catholic image has taken a huge hit; I just wish I knew how he's feeling. Oh wait, Let me go through his diary. That should say something.

From the Diary of Tom Brady, March 7, 2007

"Oh shit, Diary. Giselle's pregnant. I was wondering, do this two completions affect my completion percentage? I think it should. But all these babies are seriously hurting my Catholic credibility. How's it going to look when I show up to receive my blessings from the pope and I have 2 kids and no mommies? There goes my contract with the Vatican. I only wish Giselle and Bridget where my receivers during the Colts game because we probably would have won. I also hear a rumor in the locker room that some of our offensive linemen are scared that I might impregnate them by accident while taking the snap. I thought that was really silly, everyone knows only Peyton Manning and Eli Manning can impregnate their offensive lineman. I hear Jeff Saturday's due in August.

I also got an interesting message on my answering machine today from Shawn Kemp; this is what he said "Yawn. Call me when you get to 5". Pete Carroll also called, offering us a crib for reasons he says are unrelated to recruiting. I actually have a confession diary; I am actually the father of Anne Nicole Smith's baby. Yep, there you have it, the truth. And one more thing diary, I was thinking of a great catchphrase for my next commercial. Here it is; "That's ok if you like 6'4'', 225 pound quarterback with laser rocket sperm." What do you think; I believe it will go over very with all the Christian hardcore groups."

There you have it, the truth behind the pregnantion of Gisele Bunchean.

-Roger Clemens wants to come back and pitch only if he's paid 4 million a month for his services. 4 million a month? Come on Roger, so if you start in July you're going to get 12 million just for three months of work, not including if your team gets into the playoffs. What a lucky (expletive) job, plus you won't have to go on road games with your team or doing anything like that. Look if I'm paying the man 4 million a month I expect him to be with the team the entire time. It's great that he keeps saying he wants to win another championship but at this point I don't buy it. He's in it for the money.

-Dominic Rhodes signed a two year contract with the Oakland Raiders. So let me get this straight, the man goes from a Super Bowl Team to the worst team in the league. He goes from Peyton Manning to Andrew Walters/ maybe Jamarcus Russell. He goes from Tony Dungy to Doggie Hosier. And finally, he goes to Al Davis. I'm not judging Rhodes because I don't know him, but he doesn't seem like that bright of a guy.

-By the way, what's going on with all the Running backs changing sceneries? Willis McGhee to the Ravens, Travis Henry to Denver, Jamal Lewis to the Browns, Rhodes to Oakland, and Reuben Droughns to the Giants. Maybe it just shows how replaceable NFL runningbacks are. The one signing that will have a big affect on draft day is the signing of Jamal Lewis. It opens up some huge questions like are the Browns going to draft Peterson or are they going to take the risk and draft Quinn. I say go with Peterson because Crenel cannot afford to have a rookie quarterback calling the shots next year. He has one year left, if he wins he stays and if he loses he's gone. Take the safer choice Romeo.