(The following is not intended ferda faint of heart and is not recommended for most men or wimmin' who are pregnant or who may become pregnant):

"...Arizona Diamondback Chris Snyder was hit by a foul ball off the bat of Milwaukee outfielder Corey Hart in the fourth inning. Snyder was diagnosed with a left testicular fracture and will have surgery on Wednesday.... "

...Brokeda dudes's package...Talk 'bout "givin' yer left-nut to play inda Majorz.." or "bustin' yer ballz ferda team..."  If there ever wuz an argument fer outrageous salaries in pro sports, this'n might makeya rethink yer stance onnit...

...A pleasure sharin' dis witchya...No thanx necessary...

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