Sunday, May 24, 2009, 05:12 PM EST
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I told you guys 'bout nlop.com , a Texas Hold'em/poker site I been gittin' into lately...They pay ya real money whenya qualify and win one of their tournaments...Don't hafta put-uppa dime to play...I been playin' it 'bout a month... They have cash games everyday...anywhere from $10 bux to $100 and even a $1000 (winner gits $750) total purse that you can grab a share of and you don't even hafta qualify...jus' enter it ifya have enuff earned points to do so and lay down yer bets...
Now...you can always pay and become a "VIP" and double yer prizes and money opportunities...I figger i'll win some money from the cheap seats and apply that to loftier and more aristocratic endeavors...House-Money..That's my deal...
Las' nite...Da Stevo entered a $50 tournament...1st place: $25, 2nd place, $15, 3rd place $10...392 players entered the tournament from all over the world to see if they could nab their piece of that lucrative mother lode...If yer countin'..that's 'bout 40 tables..sittin' 10 contestants at each table...
To make a long story short...Da Stevo won it all..Yup!...$25 big ones...the man..Now..I know it don't sound like a big deal or nuthin'...but I gotta li'l rush outta that accomplishment...Folks been playin' on that site fer years and ain't done that...I been onnit a month and, obviously, my superior acumen did not fail me when put to the test...One-by-one, they fell...Includin' Whore_69 who has always been a force to be rekkin'd with...not to mention Wisdom101 and BigoldFart_1978 who can hold their own at any table...
Ifya like Hold'em and some pretty stiff competition....givvit a try...Hold'em champs like Chris Moneymaker and others have put their mark in the real world startin' out the same way....playin' onda net...SUURRRE it'sa long shot....but...ya never know...ainnit?
(I know...this sounds like some troll tryin' to runna scam on ya..but that ain't the deal..jus' checkit out and always remember: The Stevo KNOWS the real deal..and FREE works jus' fine with me...)
...'sides...I gotta rep to pertect in here....