So...Donald Fehr steps down into glorious retirement...That's so nice...ainnit?...Allow me to say this as you head into your golden years and bask in years of reflection on your accomplishments as head of the MLB Union....

You, sir.. were a piece of shit...born a piece of shit...lived your life a piece of shit...and will die...a...piece...of...shit....
Jus'
Sayin'....
All Star