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    Red Beans and Rice, Crawfish Tails, and Eagle Gumbo

    Monday, October 16, 2006, 11:22 AM EST [General]

    The Saints, like the old Holyfield, are "the real deal". Watching the game yesterday showed a lot of the tenacity of this new organization. For years of following this team I've watched them take the lead in big games and go to a prevent style of playing only to give up the lead and lose. They were headed down the same path yesterday only they fired back up and scored 10 points late in the game to win.

    Coming into the game the Eagles had the #1 rated total offense in the league and the #24 rated total defense in the league. Don't let that 24 number fool you because they lead the league in sacks. Going into the game coach Sean Payton knew the difficult task his young offensive line faced so he told them straight up before the game, "No one gets through." (That quote was taken from Drew Brees's statement to Fox). They did just that, the offensive line allowed zero sacks and only 3 quarterback hurries. Pretty impressive considering that Jammal Brown is only in his second year in the league at left tackle and Jahri Evans (the Right Guard) is a rookie.

    There can't be enough said about what Drew Brees has brought to this organization. A stable quarterback who boasts an over 100 point passer rating in the fourth quarter. A big jump from Aaron Brooks last season. Not saying Brooks is horrible but he was unstable. I think the Saints and Brees got everything they wanted in this deal. The Saints got a quarterback with a good head on his shoulders who can make good decisions and not make the big mistakes. And Drew Brees finally got a place that he can call home, a place where you don't have the media and the management putting the doubt in your head that you might not be starting the next week. When was the last time you saw a QB hug his coach after throwing a TD pass? On top of that he's getting to wear Ted William's number again in black and gold. 

    Also among the heroes of the game was none other than Joe "Hollywood" Horn. He had 2 touchdown receptions in the game one of which was the game tieing catch in the fourth quarter. His season last year was dismal at best and the beginning of this season was not much to look at but his presence in the locker room and on the field is what has elevated this team to new heights of which they have not seen in quite some time.

    I know, Reggie Bush hasn't done anything major for the team. This is what I hear from a well known sportswriter in Houston, Mr. John McClain. If you are looking at his fantasy stats this is a very true statement. He has rushed the ball 54 times with a dismal 3yds./carry average, but he is still someone that every team has to account for on every play. Is he an expensive decoy? Maybe but as long as the numbers are going up in the win column I don't give a rats a$$ how many yards or TD's he has.

    Marques Colston could end up being the best draft pick, value wise, in the NFL. The 7th round draft pick has 4 touchdown receptions in his first 6 games. The 6'5" big man has good hands and can muscle his way down the field to make outstanding catches. HIs size alone is what got him in the endzone against the Eagles.

    This has been an outstanding beginning to a season that a lot of people were looking to as a rebuilding year. After the devastation that was last years season I could have only dreamed of being 5-1 this year. The promise that this Saints team shows me and that coach Payton shows me is that you don't need a field full of Superstars, just a field full of winners.

    (Don't be mad Shooter someone had to lose that game....I'm just glad it wasn't me.)

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    URGENT FANTASY MESSAGE!!!!

    Wednesday, October 4, 2006, 08:36 AM EST [NHL]

    If you would like to join our Secret Society Fantasy Hockey League email . The league actually starts this weekend so hurry. We need peeps.
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    If you do it, you will win

    Tuesday, September 26, 2006, 11:12 AM EST [General]

    I swear to God Sean Payton and I communicate telepathically. All week I had to listen to rejects like the football outsiders and all you other idiots say this is the week the Saints come back to reality. When the reality is that it's not hard to stop a one dimensional team.

    (I'm rubbing my temples)"Sean put eight in the box and make them throw the ball."

    Holy crap! That's exactly what the Saints did and it worked. I think Bush said it best (the Band not the future hall of famer) "I don't wanna comeback down from this cloud!" Let's look at the keys to the Saints victory.

    Reggie Bush: The human decoy. Since Michael Vick's early days, no one has commanded so much attention from the defense on the playing field. The double reverse, the fake reverse dives, the pass to Joe Horn...

    The Offensive Line: The unsung heroes of the game in my book. They looked very sketchy on the road in Green Bay, but the fire in Jamal Brown anchoring the left side of the line led to only 3 QB hurries and 1 sack. That is an amazing thing considering this is the first time for every one of those lineman to start on a regular basis.

    The D: A scary thing for a Saints fan watching a team putting up record numbers on the ground coming into the Dome but as said before Coach Payton heeded my telepathy and they came strong. Scott Fujita is the real deal. Charles Grant seemed like a man possessed coming off the edge. And the blitz packages that the Saints Defensive Coordinator Gary Gibbs called kept Michael Vick running scared.

    The Special Teams: Do you think Coach Bonamego pictured his crew on special teams having the biggest impact on the biggest game of the 2006 season? Ask and ye shall receive. I said in an earlier post this month that Morten Anderson get one of his field goals blocked and that he get laid out during the return. Well I got half of my wish.

    This is just a stepping stone for the Saints. They go back on the road to Carolina for the short week but this could be the beginning of the biggest comeback in sports history. People need something like this to help them cope with the loss. The Saints organization needs all you bandwagonners to buy their schwag to help promote the team and the city.

    On a side note. Who knew a young Parcells apprentice could come into a bad organization, wipe out over half of the staff, and make them feel like winners. They go 3-13 this season it's still a success  because Sean has finally got the teams head in the right place.

     

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    Got Midgets?

    Friday, September 22, 2006, 02:24 PM EST [Midgets]

    So this weekend is the big rematch between BJ Penn and Matt Hughes. The boys and I have been planning a nice quiet evening at the local watering hole to drink beer and watch the fights. In passing yesterday I glanced at the paper on a coworkers desk and noticed the headline on the entertainment section,"Wrestlers have staple guns and will travel to Houston." I wouldn't call myself an avid pro wrestling fan but I do enjoy the sport of it so I thought I'd take a read of the article. This was the next thing I read,"In what could be the wildest, most politically incorrect show ever in Houston (and that's saying something), Puppet the Psycho Dwarf and his merry band of Half-Pint Brawlers will present 'An Evening of Midget Wrestling' Saturday night at the Meridian, 1503 Chartres."

    Change of plans. I instantly call all the boys up to let them know that this was a must see event. What would be better for a guys weekend other than midget wrestling? The response I got was mixed. I had some for sures, one on the fence, and one pussywhipped (ahem) I mean no. I only mention that because he also reads my blog and that is Anal Secretions. The ones that needed persuasion I just finished reading bits of the article to them. "The Main Event will pit champion TEO the Tattooed Midget vs. Puppet in a $21 Staple Gun Match." What's a staple gun match? The first wrestler to staple 11 bills to his opponents flesh is the winner. Don't beleive me? Go check it out for yourselves at halfpintbrawlers.com. This weekend will be Legendary in guy weekend standards. There will be half naked girls, midgets beating the hell out of each other,  heavy metal, and beer. I couldn't ask for anything else.

    I will return on Monday with a full report. Keep your ears on because I'm sure it's going to be a good one.

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    Is it Monday yet?

    Thursday, September 21, 2006, 01:46 PM EST [General]

    I just found this phenominal Saints video on youtube that was about the Saints. It was like a tribute video made for the Monday night game which had highlights of the Saints past and present. I know, I know..."Was the video 15 seconds long?" F-you. It had Tom Dempsey's 63 yard record breaking field goal, which my mom and dad were at. It had highlights of the most terrifying defense in the NFL during the early 90's led by Pat Swilling, Rickey Jackson, Vaughn Johnson, and Sam Mills. (RIP) Highlights of Eric Martin and Brent Perriman. The Black and Gold Pope, the umbrella dance, the Who Dat signs...man I love this team. Gene Atkins body slamming Marcus Allen. I might be crazy but they'll always be my team. They are coming to Houston to play the Texans next season and you know I'm going to represent my team. I'm definitly face painter guy when it comes to the black and gold. I think I'll lie to my wife about the Superdome getting torn down after this season so we can catch a Saints game this year. (That's how I got to go to Yankee Stadium)

    You know what really chaps my ass though. That traitor Morten Anderson signing with the Falcons the week before they play the Saints. Man I hope we block one of his FG attempts and someone truck sticks his ass for the hell of it. Dude this is '06. Don't sport that Mark Duper facemask. Get you one of those Evolution helmets or something.

    War the Black and Gold baby.

    And like the Red Sox and the playoff picture. I'm out.

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