So this weekend is the big rematch between BJ Penn and Matt Hughes. The boys and I have been planning a nice quiet evening at the local watering hole to drink beer and watch the fights. In passing yesterday I glanced at the paper on a coworkers desk and noticed the headline on the entertainment section,"Wrestlers have staple guns and will travel to Houston." I wouldn't call myself an avid pro wrestling fan but I do enjoy the sport of it so I thought I'd take a read of the article. This was the next thing I read,"In what could be the wildest, most politically incorrect show ever in Houston (and that's saying something), Puppet the Psycho Dwarf and his merry band of Half-Pint Brawlers will present 'An Evening of Midget Wrestling' Saturday night at the Meridian, 1503 Chartres."

Change of plans. I instantly call all the boys up to let them know that this was a must see event. What would be better for a guys weekend other than midget wrestling? The response I got was mixed. I had some for sures, one on the fence, and one pussywhipped (ahem) I mean no. I only mention that because he also reads my blog and that is Anal Secretions. The ones that needed persuasion I just finished reading bits of the article to them. "The Main Event will pit champion TEO the Tattooed Midget vs. Puppet in a $21 Staple Gun Match." What's a staple gun match? The first wrestler to staple 11 bills to his opponents flesh is the winner. Don't beleive me? Go check it out for yourselves at halfpintbrawlers.com. This weekend will be Legendary in guy weekend standards. There will be half naked girls, midgets beating the hell out of each other,  heavy metal, and beer. I couldn't ask for anything else.

I will return on Monday with a full report. Keep your ears on because I'm sure it's going to be a good one.