Well I've started my own golfing tour of Houston. I've played 6 of the 79 public courses in the Houston area. I've played mostly average price courses because my golf skills, well let's just say they're lacking. A man once asked me my handicap which I replied with the usual "My swing." At the begining of the SofaKing Special Tour I played a public course in Hockley, TX called Terra Verde. It was a decent course. The green fees were $35 but they are on the rise. The greens were in pretty good shape but the tee boxes were like concrete. Actually on the 9 th hole I had to use an iron to drive my tee in the ground. While were playing that ominous sound of a gas powered golf cart could be heard in the distance. BEER CHICK!!! Conversation immediately brokeout in our foursome about how hot this one might be and which course we've played that had the hottest chicks. As the cart neared something just didn't seem right. Then there he was. Beer cart dude? He was a young guy, probably 20 and way to happy to be doing this job. He tried to be jovial but it just wasn't working for me.

 I asked," So when will the next cart come by? I'm not all that thirsty right now."

His response," Well I should be back by here in about 30 minutes or so."

"There's nobody else working today?"

"Nope just me."

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Thanks junior for ruining my round. I was really working on a 102 instead of the 107 I shot. Advice to the young kids out there making ends meet. Don't become a beer cart person unless you sit to pee. I know that is horrible of me to say but I'm a guy and it's my God given right as a shovanist pig. There is nothing better than an 18 year old, tan, "I'm getting ready for college in the fall" chick serving me cocktails on the links whilst I stare at her behind and remember how little of a chance I have.   I have a feeling this will get reported to the bureau by the one female that reads my blog but screw it. It had to be said.

Added Note June 30th:

Something I forgot to mention was that I noticed that with a higher green fee, the better the Beer Chick. I played a course that cost twice as much as the above mentioned course and the girls got better looking. So from this I could surmise that at RedStone, one of the most expensive public courses in Houston and it's the home of the Shell Houston Open, there should be some Grade A Beer Chicks.

I just thought of something. What about a golf course that is just littered with scantily clad women. This could definitly work in Vegas. Think about it. You just three putted after getting on in regulation, your round isn't going the way you pictured that morning while you practiced on the range, and then this awesome looking Playboy model walks up and offers you a drink. I guarantee you'll have already forgot about that mole hill of a green and you'll have relaxed enough to take the next tee shot 300 yards. Come on you don't want to let the lady down. It could bring a whole new meaning to golfing with your buddies. I'll contact the Rick's corporation and see what they think.