Does anyone remember the glory days of the NFL where drama was almost next to non-existent? Back before entire television and radio stations were dedicated to reporting on sports and creating dramatic story lines, the National Football League was a peaceful place where O.J. Simpson moved the chains instead of be taken away in chains and the most dramatic moment in sports occurred in 1969 when Joe Namath appeared in front of the Miami Touchdown Club and guaranteed a Jets Super Bowl victory. Now a-days, a NFL season seems incomplete unless a strip club is getting shot up or one-third of the league is suspended for at least three games for substance abuse. But even in a case of pulling out your unregistered pistol or sticking needles in your arm there is no need to fear! The almighty players association will swoop in and save the day.

Now to the topic at hand:  the Dallas Cowboys. I know, I know - you're probably already browsing for a different web page. I'm sick of hearing about the Dallas Cowboys - just as much as you are. I don't care if they are America's team; let's get it all out in the open.

1.) Tony Romo is good, but he is not the reincarnation of Moses in pads. Tony is good enough to where we can say that had he been the Iraqi shoe-throwing reporter we all witnessed over the weekend he would have hit President Bush square in the chest.
2.) Jessica Simpson has no affect on the outcome of any game.
3.) We are all sick of hearing about Terrell Owens.
4.) They are not going to win the Super Bowl this year. They will probably not win the Super Bowl next year. For the sake of humanity, stop predicting them to win the Super Bowl every year during the preseason.

With that said, who is honestly to blame for Terrell Owens' recent outbreak? During postgame interviews this previous weekend when the Giants rolled in to Dallas and lost, Jason Witten, Tony Romo, and Terrell Owens were all gathered for a one-on-three interview. Tony Romo tried to play it off like it was all a big strategy they put together to take focus off of the game. By the way incase you didn't notice, Tony Romo is a terrible liar. It is clear that Terrell Owens stirred up drama once again. I am now officially sick of it.  How many owners and coaches are going to put up with this guy? Do we all need to join hands across America before he finally comes to his senses and sees he is a head case? I am excited for him to retire (whenever that may be). Maybe at that point the NFL's drama-per-day ratio will drop about 50% and force network sports analysts to find something else they stir up drama about. Hey Ed Werder, hockey needs some attention. In fact, go to Pittsburgh, slip a twenty-dollar bill to the local owner of the humane society, and report on Sidney Crosby reportedly stomping on a dozen helpless puppies...with his skates on. Maybe when the spotlight isn't on Terrell Owens all of us can relax and enjoy some drama free NFL playoffs. But until then, maybe Roger Goodell and Jerry Jones can secretly meet and plan for Terrell Owens to go the way of the Arena Football League. Keep dreaming, right?

Until next time, I'm out like Tubberville. Just pray I'm not replaced by such a shining coach like Chizik. Check me out Fox Sports Radio WBGN on The Morning V.I.P.