You gotta be kidding me.  It actually ends in a tie??  What kind of total and absolute socialist crap is that??  What a bunch of tee-ball bulls***.  "Everybody wins, isn't that great!?  I mean, nobody loses, so nobody has to be sad and get their feelings hurt.  I love soccer, it's a nice game."

I realize it may be a some kind of total point system that determines the final tournament winner, but that doesn't make it any less of a wussy way to do it.  That "total point system" is also one of the many reasons I could care less about NASCAR, too -- a guy who gets second place in every race can be the season winner?  What a joke.  But at least every race actually has a winner.

I can't believe that the world championship tournament, the biggest stage for the alleged greatest and inarguably most popular sport in the world -- actually lets its games end in ties.  What a bunch of sister-kissin' nonsense.

I actually even tried to watch a bit of it!  "Hey, cool, USA and Italy are tied, 1-1.  The game's almost over, I want to see who wins..... What???? That's it??  They're just going to end it in a 1-1 tie??" 

There is no winner, but there is a loser -- soccer.