Wow, I never had such a range of emotion regarding football in the state of Florida as I had in the last 24 hours.  First, the usual stomach-churning distaste, as I watched "The U" show their true colors as the pompous, arrogant, self-inflated, overrated ass-hats that they are, and have always been.  Usually, when there's some on-the-field melee in any sport, it's just a few overheated morons flailing at each other, and then about 100 people trying to pull them off each other.  But no, not Miami.  Every one of those idiots just went freaking berserk, taking out their frustration of their irrelevance to college football on some nobody team like Florida-International.  Very impressive, you dudes are super-tough.  Especially when you stand in a circle and jump around like a bunch of brainless dilholes. 

A scant few hours later, my mood lightened considerably, although for the same reason I was earlier disgusted: my disdain for Florida college football. I had the pleasure of watching the dismay on the faces of the leather-faced, visor-clad, perpetually juvenile Gator fans as the Auburn Tigers kicked the living lizard snot out their beloved team. I've never cheered for Auburn like I did tonight (except maybe in a few 'Bama games), and it was nice to be rewarded in such dramatic fashion. Thanks, Chris Leak!  And thank you, Gator fans, for making my weekend.