Its hard not to judge people when they cover their bodies in stupid ugly tattoos.  For every one cool, actually artistic tattoo, there are a thousand Deron Williamses with their initials tatooed on their arm in old english.  HOWEVER its not every day that you see someone with TWO tattoos displaying said initials.  JUST In case he loses one arm, he'll still be able to reference the other to remember the vital info.  Of course, thats just at a glance and he may have more tattoos of his initials in other places, who knows. 

true story....last nite I had a dream where I was balling with certain nba players.....I was gettin offensive boards and J Kidd was on my team and he was wide open demanding I pass him the ball but I wanted to go one on one so I crossed up my man and tossed up a disgusting underhanded brick....then I woke up and realized I just dreamed about being vince carter....

richard Jefferson is what Shawn Marion will be if any team is stupid enough to make him an offensive option.  actually to be honest RJ has more game, offensively.  Marion is a ridiculously gifted athlete with no actual basketball skills other than a jumpshot that is uglier than those Iraqi children mutilated by bombs that I bought with my tax dollars because they were gonna grow up to be terrorists anyway.

poor dirk.

 

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that is some sad ish really.   that beatdown was downright sadistic.

cringefest 2007 when he accepts that mvp award.   wait a couple months to shave your head bro it makes people think youve lost it.

seriously 2-13 what the funk is that man it should be 2-26 go out blasting like the german nazis who spawned you. 

this guy is actually a great shooter so I cant figure it, perhaps he is being extorted by someone.   "make it rain brick or we blow up village"

was that a little bit of michael jordan tongue you were poking out last game dirko??  that thing slithered back in though like a cock-a-roach.  and mike is suing for defamation.

JAZZ WCC BUSTAS!

Isnt it funny how the media framed the MVP as a two horse race this year?  As if it was absolutely Dirk or Nash and no one else even came close?  Why is that?

Now we know Dirk is a choker and lots of people including me were saying that way before the playoffs began.  He's a great shooter but he's not a superstar who takes over games.

As for nash, you gotta be kidding.  I assumed the only reason he got it the first time was to switch it up a bit.  Three time mvp?  utterly absurd.

Now that Shaq is on the decline the real MVP year in year out is Tim Duncan.  Period.  As Duncan fades, it will be Yao.  If you dont think Shaq and Duncan are the consistent MVPs you must be a media-addled fool.

lets say youre picking teams and you can pick anyone in the NBA.  Who's the first pick?  Nash?  LOL 

But when they say "most valuable" I guess they dont mean it in a sports, actually-winning a title-sense, but in a dollars and cents sense.

If the rule changes dont get Nash and his little all-star team a title this year, Stern will keep changing 'em until they do.