this came to me in a dream.

Pac was running through the wasteland being chased by a horde of people.  Who were his pursuers?  Cops?  Enemies?  Demons?   I dont know, but they were deep.

He got to a high fence with barbed wire and started climbing.  But he wasnt going to make it, because they were too close behind. 

Just as they had caught up and were about to pull him down, Pac took off all his jewels and threw them on the ground. 

The horde stopped for just a moment to steal his wealth, but it was enough.  Pac made it over the fence and escaped into the forest.

Any one out there buying Stern's "isolated incident", lone gunman explanation?  No, nobody's that stupid.  But I bet when they bring in the "fix", be it instant replay, line judges or lie detectors, some people will be stupid enough to think integrity has been restored.

Does anyone who watches Pro wrestling think the matches are not fixed?   No, they watch for the storylines, and because they are faggots who enjoy watching greasy naked men squirm around together.  (nohomo)  Get used to it, just enjoying the storylines I mean.

All pro sports are fixed to some extent, controlled by organized crime to the fullest.  If you refuse to consider that notion you probably have a 200$ jersey on your back right now.   Every one is now crying about Bonds and steroids.  I guess that leaves NFL as the one sport with true integrity.   No steroids there, obviously.  But as long as you focus on steroids or crooked refs you'll never see the whole thing for what it is: a scam, a television drama, just entertainment.  Enjoy it for what it is or STFU. 

One good thing has come out of all this, though.  That smug little arrogant prick Stern has to eat his words about the officiating.  Anyone in the league who has been fined for complaining about the refs should have their money refunded, straight up.  and it should come out of Smug Boy's pocket.  And Sheed should be alloted one free Bitch Slap to any ref or nba official as part of his restitution.  There ya go sheed I said something nice about ya whiny ass.

Oh yeah, and all you little worms talking about an asterisk next to the Spurs title, how about an asterisk for every NBA title winner in history.  Or better yet, any time your team lost the game was fixed and any time your team won it was fair and square.  You people really are too stupid to live.

 

 

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Our Mission:  since Wheaties and other corporate scum snap up all the winner endorsements, Bum Juice seeks to carve out its own endorsement niche:  the goats.   Vote now for the goat of the year and future spokesman of BJ.  The winner will be presented with the official Bum Juice trophy which is a likeness of Karl Malone.  The Candidates:

1. Chris Webber-  True Story- when I saw the fantastic game C Webb was having in game 5, actually hitting clutch shots, I knew for certain that the pistons would lose and I said so out loud.  C Webb epitomizes the true spiritual nature of Bumhood. 

2.  T-Mac - This is the first year that Tmac has truly qualified for Bum status.  Yet he has been consistent in always getting his numbers and never winning jack.  However, his "its on me" statement, while comical, is not the attitude of a true bum.  Bum great Karl Malone would never mistake the inadequacy of his teamates for personal failure.

3. Marbury - anywhere this guy goes, just stamp loser on that team.  This guy is a perennial on the All-Bum Team.  His name is actually an anagram for Ya R. A.  BUM!!!!!!!!!

4.  write-ins!  who did I miss? 

neither the cavs nor anyone else will ever win a ring with this guy on the team.  He is absolute, utter garbage.  Pretty exciting how he finally hit a big clutch 3 after the game was over...Im surprised he didnt bust out a shimmy or something....the guys face just irritates me....he looks like a fuckin whack-a-mole....trade his bum ass, floppy mop head and everyone else on that squad....except Z who should have gotten more burn.......

First of all congrats to Greg Oden for being extremely rich.  Dont spend it all on comic books and gaudy whores.

But is he really anything like the Greats he is being compared to?  I think not.   Well, maybe robinson.

I think Oden will be a fantastic defensive player.  That alone makes him a lock for #1, if it werent for Durant.  but I predict that Oden will never have the polished , dominant offensive game of a duncan or Hakeem.   I dont think he has the personality for it.

Call me loco, but Id go with Durant.  This draft is actually deep on defensive centers.  Portland could get a seven footer with their other pick.

On a side note dont despair Boston fans Im sure Noah will be just as good as durant lol.  Well I guarantee he'll give some better interviews than the stuff that they make em memorize so as not to sound dumb.  which is basically "both teams played hard" with more verbiage.