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    Elton Brand, Corey Magette Say Goodbye to Clippers

    Wednesday, July 9, 2008, 11:02 PM EST [Los Angeles Clippers]

    Whatever Brand and Magette say in the press with regards to why they left the woeful Clippers, one has to believe they were tired of playing for one of the worst pro sports franchises in the history of sports.  This blog is a commendation to their judgement and I wish them well.  Any place is better than the LA Sports Arena headed by a brain trust of morons.

    One really has to wonder how Elgin Baylor has held on to his job for so long.  You have to believe he has some incriminating pictures of Donald Sterling or something.  Is Sterling in love with the hall of famer?  Yeah, Baylor was a fabulous player in his time and deserves much props, but as a GM he is the worst ever.

    Why  the hell did Sterling give Dunleavy an extension?!!  A totally idiotic move that he regrets.  Dunleavy is a good coach.  However, he was not deserving of the kind of extension that Sterling offered up and he was not the reason for the Clippers turnaround.  That prize goes to one Sam Cassell.

    Maybe the Baron will come to Clippers still.  I doubt it.  Can't blame him for wanting to come home.  Now, what the hell is he coming home to?  Perennial losers?

    Brand and Magette both deserve more than the Clippers.  I hear Cleveland is hot on Magette.  At least he would be in the playoffs every year.  Brand may never see the playoffs again in Philly, still he is better off away from the Clippers dysfunctional organizaion.

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    INVITATION TO FIGHT LAKERSFAN4LIFE

    Wednesday, June 11, 2008, 08:56 AM EST [General]

    This post is for the specific purpose of challenging blogger lakersfan4life (www.foxsports.com/blogs/lakersfan4life) to fight me under MMA rules within 30 days.  I challenge you to a fight you cowardly goon for being the illiterate bully of foxsports blog.  You contribute no intellectual content here only thuggish comments intended to intimidate all other bloggers  who either write harshly of your boyfriend Kobe Bryant or do not meet your low-brow standards.  We will fight until one of us is knocked out or taps out ... mixed marital arts rules ... using fists, feet, knees, and elbows.

    If any man had insulted me the way I have insulted  you in such a public forum, I would ask that man to step outside so I could defend my honor.  You claim to be an ex-marine.  I say, if so, you were a baby-killer.  Take on my challenge and defend your manhood if you are a man.  Defend the U.S. Marines, if you were one.  You do not represent what is best of the U.S. military or even the average Laker Fan.  I say you are a pathetic goon

    Know this, LakerFool4life, I make this challenge in the blind having no idea what you look like or your size.  Unlike you, my picture has appeared here from day one and you know what I look like and have an idea of my size.  For all I know you could be seven foot tall an over 300 pounds.  It does not matter to me.  I will not back down to a stupid bully like you.  At the heart every bully lays a pathetic coward.

     

    The loser will leave foxsports blog forever and pay for any gym fees including the referee.  While I have contacted gyms in the LA area to set such a fight up, none will do it.  So, I have made a request to the people here at foxsports blog to get involved so that we may settle this matter once and for all.  I will meet you in a dark alley, in the streets, or in your backyard, you psychotic buffoon.  I don't care.

     

    Anyone can go to your blog and see that you contribute nothing here.  So, why are you here?  I know that you have gone back to my blog and edited and in some cases deleted your inane posts in an effort to make yourself look sane.  I also suspect there are other foxsports bloggers here who know that you are nothing more than a degenerate bully. 

     

    Acccept my challenge or go somewhere else to justify your meaningless life.  Accept my challenge or get off my blog, psycho.  You can defend your honor, if you have any.  I will fight for every sane intellectual free man on the planet.  I will fight for the right of every man to voice opinions on any blog without having some goon like you try to shout them down with abuse and psychotic ravings.

         ... In 30 days or crawl back under your rock.

     

     

     

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    Where's Kobe's Nickname?

    Friday, June 6, 2008, 05:53 PM EST [Kobe Bryant]

    Where's Kobe's nickname?  If he's so great, how come he don't got a moniker?  Paul Pierce= The Truth, Dewayne Wade= The Flash, Air Jordan, Magic, Larry Legend, Wilt the Stilt, Big Game James, The Answer, the list goes on and on including the The Round Mound of Rebound.

    I'm serious here folks.  There's somethin' mighty strange about an MVP who doesn't have a nickname.  All you Kobe fans out there ought to start a petition or a nickname drive or something.  How can we respect your boy when he don't have a cool handle?

    His father was known as the Bean, so that ain't workin'.

    Any ideas?

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    Roger Clemens Paid Canseco to Lie!

    Friday, March 28, 2008, 04:13 PM EST [Roger Clemens]

    Yeah, the Rocket was at that infamous party thrown by Canseco.  Now, he paid him off to lie and the FBI is  going to get to the truth of the matter in short order.  The Rocket is in lot more trouble than Barry.  Expect Jose to break down any day now and repent for his unlawful ways.

    Oh, the shame, the shame, ... bringing his wife into it.  What's next?  Are his kids going to be steroid monsters as well?

     

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    10 Reasons 2 Stay n School 4 Beasley

    Friday, March 28, 2008, 03:08 AM EST [Kansas st]

    The LA Times published a comment by Kansas St. Coach Frank Martin recently about super freshman, Michael Beasley.  Basically he said he couldn't say anything to Beasley about staying in school another year because the kid would be turning down so much money.  Well, if I'm the AD at K-State, I would be calling Mr. Martin into my office for a little chat.  I would chew his ass out in no uncertain terms.  What he said might not be enough to get him fired, but I would definitely reprimand his ass!

    Would not want him coaching my kid.  He is a man without imagination or a quitter.  Here are some reasons to stay in school, so listen up Love, Mayo, and Beasley.

    1) J. Noah came back to Florida when he could have taken the money and won another title.

    2) That money ain't going nowhere.  You'll be just as rich in another year as you would be this year.  So, what's the rush?

    3) You never get to be a kid again once you go pro.  Ask Michael Jackson.  Enjoy the life.

    4) Look at all the other college kids who came out early and did nothing in the pros.  Let's not even talk about the high school players ... they stink ... (see Livingston and K. Brown)

    5) Dudes, you rule in college.  You will be just another dope in the pros.  (see Mike Dunleavy)

    6) Money is not everything.  Improve your mind.  Improve your soul.  (See Kobe)

    7) You got a better shot at improving your game in college than you do in the pros.  (See Andrew Bynum)

    8) Injury is not a factor in basketball.  Football is another story. (see K-Mart)

    9) Why be in a hurry to play for a perennial loser?  (See the LA Clippers)

    10) The New England Patriots have more college grads than any other NFL team.  Does that tell you anything?  It's not just book smarts.  It's the experience of life that college offers you.  Besides, college girls are a lot cuter and saner than the skanks you will see in the pros.

    PLEASE READ ALL POSTS BEFORE COMMENTING!!  IF NOT, U GET DELETED AS I WILL NOT ENTERTAIN THE SAME ARGUMENTS.

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