Where's Kobe's nickname?  If he's so great, how come he don't got a moniker?  Paul Pierce= The Truth, Dewayne Wade= The Flash, Air Jordan, Magic, Larry Legend, Wilt the Stilt, Big Game James, The Answer, the list goes on and on including the The Round Mound of Rebound.

I'm serious here folks.  There's somethin' mighty strange about an MVP who doesn't have a nickname.  All you Kobe fans out there ought to start a petition or a nickname drive or something.  How can we respect your boy when he don't have a cool handle?

His father was known as the Bean, so that ain't workin'.

Any ideas?