The end of the Mayan calendar will bring peace, love and happiness.  Darren Daulton apparently has more senses that the rest of us know how to attain (and he's not willing to show).  Darren's wife is leaving him.  Darren thinks monkey's urine should be bottled and used as an aftershave.   Darren thinks he's a first ballot hall of famer. 

What has gotten into this guy?  Why is this suddenly newsworthy?