The following are anagrams & supporting definitions of the man-child known as GREG ODEN.

1.        Green God = indicative of the Pacific Northwest's RIP City (re)creator. Defined: The word green is closely related to the Old English verb growan, "to grow". It is used to describe plants or the ocean.  In America, green is a slang term for money, among other things. Several colloquialisms have derived from these meanings, such as "green around the gills", a phrase used to describe a person who looks ill.  Defined: God is most often conceived of as the creator and overseer of the universe.

2.        Green Dog = Ferocious pack hunter leader who is environmentally conscious- indicative of the Pacific Northwest vibe. Define: See aforementioned definition green. Defined: The dog (Canis lupus familiaris) is a domesticated subspecies of the wolf, a mammal of the Canidae family of the order Carnivora.

3.        No Greed G.  This is slang for how unselfish Greg is as a player/person. Defined: No means no.  Defined: Greed is the selfish desire for or pursuit of money, wealth, power, food, or other possessions, especially when this denies the same goods to others. It is generally considered a vice, and is one of the seven deadly sins. Defined: "G" is short for "gangster." Used in greeting to a friend or associate.

4.        Drone Egg = the continuous sound of thumping a basketball into a spherical shape by Greg Oden when dunking.  Defined: A drone is a harmonic or monophonic effect or accompaniment where a note or chord is continuously sounded throughout much or all of a piece, sustained or repeated, and most often establishing a tonality upon which the rest of the piece is built.  Defined: The shape of an egg is an ovate spheroid with one end larger than the other end. The egg has cylindrical symmetry along the long axis.

5.        GO RED ne = Symbolizing Trail Blazer color as well as the blood of opposing players under the neon lights.  Defined: Go means to be habitually in a certain state or condition.  Defined: In human color psychology, RED is associated with heat, energy and blood, and emotions that stir the blood, including anger, passion, and love.  Defined: ne is the atomic symbol for Neon.  Although a very common element in the universe, it is rare on Earth. A colorless, inert noble gas under standard conditions, neon gives a distinct reddish glow...

6.        Deer Gog (N) = Graceful running supervillian who leads team to 110 point average offensive output.  Defined: Deer is representative of a comparable animal's grace in moving.  Defined: Gog is the name of several different fictional characters, all of which are supervillains and have been published by DC Comics.  The first version of Gog was known as William, the sole survivor of the Kansas disaster, and became a believer in Superman as a savior, even creating a church dedicated to his philosophy as he tried to find meaning in the cataclsym that had taken place. One day, Superman visited him and told him that he wasn't the omnipotent, perfect being that William thought he was, shattering William's world view and mentally unbalancing him. When the Quintessence (Shazam, Ganthet, Zeus, Izaya, and the Phantom Stranger) invested him with a portion of their vast power, William, now known as Gog, went insane and blamed Superman for his misfortune, believing him to be the Anti-Christ who had allowed the Kansas disaster to take place to regain his standing in the world.  Using his newfound powers, Gog killed Superman. Unsatisfied by his victory, Gog went back in time one day, found Superman KOBE, and killed him again, repeating the process over and over, each time varying the means of Superman's death and absorbing portions of the slain Supermen's power.  Defined: The ASCII code for lowercase n is 110- representing the number of points the Blazers will average with Greg in the line-up.

7.        Geen Drog = a tall killer who murders or causes grievous bodily harm to opposing players.  Defined: Geen is a former nurse convicted of murdering two patients and causing grievous bodily harm to 15 others while working at Horton General Hospital in Banbury, Oxfordshire.  Defined: In etymology is a pole or stick.

8.        Negro GED = This is what opposing players will get when Oden sends an opposing player back to school for the first time.  The second time will be a diploma; the third a Bachelor of Science; the Fourth- a Masters; the fifth- a PHD and finally; Retirement.  Defined: Negro is a term referring to people of Black African ancestry. Prior to the shift in the lexicon of American and worldwide classification of race and ethnicity in the late 1960s, the appellation was accepted as a normal neutral formal term both by those of Black African descent as well as non-African blacks.  Although the term is considered archaic and is not even common as a racist slur. The term is still used in some contexts for historical reasons such as in the name of the United Negro College Fund. "Negro" means "black" in Spanish and Portuguese, and the French "noir" as well as the Italian "nero"- all of which derive from the (Latin: niger = "black"). In Italy the word "negro" is still used neutrally by many people.  Defined: General Educational Development (or GED) tests are a group of five tests which (when passed) certifies that the taker has American or Canadian high school-level academic skills. To pass the GED Tests and earn a GED credential, test takers must score higher than 40 percent of graduating high school seniors nationwide. Some jurisdictions require that students pass additional tests, such as an English proficiency exam or civics test. 

9.        Need Org "G" = symbolizes Greg Oden's desire for organization amongst teammates/associates.  Defined: A human need can be defined either psychologically or objectively. These may be connected: the non-satisfaction of an objective need - the failure to "pay" a cost of being a human - is likely perceived by the needy as a "felt need." On the other hand, the specific manifestation of objective needs is defined by individual preferences and psychology: the need for food can appear in many different ways.  Defined: Org is The biggest multilingual free-content encyclopedia on the Internet. Over 7 million articles in over 200 languages, and still growing.  Defined: See aforementioned definition.

10.     GORDEN e.g = symbolizes Greg Oden's comedic prowess.  Example: ESPY's  Defined: Gorden Fitzgerald Kaye (born 7 April 1941) is a BAFTA-nominated English comic actor.  Defined: E.g. stands for exempli gratia, which means "for example."

The Enforcer, The Odenizer, The De-Bynumator and NEW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF NBA CENTERRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ- GREG ODEN!!!!