They love their football so much in Dusseldorf  that even in the gent's you can get a  game...

I defeated Germany 10 - 0!

Then you won't believe who called me up from Hanover and told me he'd beaten England by the same score....Oliver Hinz, check out his match tracker tonight when Spain take on France.

I'm going to find a nice restaurant, near the stadium tuck into some schnitzel and watch the new pretenders take care of the old timers.