Read the title, it's IF questions. Save your "You can't say that..." statements for someone who cares. This is for fun, obviously we'll never actually know the answers to these questions.

1. If you were to put Lebron on the current Lakers and Kobe on the current Cavs, who would have the better record?

Things to take into account: The Western conference is tougher to play in; Lakers have players like Andrew Bynum, Pau Gasol, Lamar Odom, Derek Fisher, and Jordan Farmar - MUCH better players than what Lebron has been forced to carry.

2. If you were to swap D.Wade and Kobe, putting Flash on the Lakers and Kobe on the Heat, who would have the better record?***

Things to take into account: Kobe got his squad two the playoffs twice in the Western conference; Flash has a Finals MVP.

3. If you swapped Chris Paul and Steve Nash putting CP3 on the current Suns and Nash on the Hornets, who would have the better record?

Things to take into account: Nash=2 time MVP; Nash=slightly better than average prior to getting to Phoenix

4. If you were to replace Shaq with Tim Duncan on those championship Laker squads and replaced Tim Duncan with Shaq for the Spurs championship squads, would both still have had the same outcome?

Things to take into account: Shaq's ego vs Tim Duncan's ego, Shaq's health vs Duncan's health, Shaq's results against Duncan's Spurs vs Duncan's results against Shaq's Lakers.

5. If TCB were straight, how many times a day would women reject him?

Things to take into account: The guy is an absolute d-bag, so even a blind girl would be able to sense that with a quickness.

Think about it.

*** Completely robbed this question from Reggie Miller

If LeBrick doesn't win with these studs then we'll really know what terrible player he is. Ah who are we kidding? Until he learns to play defense and be clutch he won't be winning anything anyway.

I wonder if he knows what the Brooklyn jersey is gonna look like.

LeBricks get: Ben Wallace, Joe Smith, Wally Szczerbiak, and Delonte West

Almost Kobes get: Larry Hughes, Drew Gooden, Cedric Simmons, Shannon Brown

Starbucks get: Ira Newbie, Donyell Marshall, Adrian Griffin

It's only a shame that the Cavs couldn't dump LeBrick for a Ben Gordon-Luol Deng package. That would've given them a chance for a Leastern Conference title.

I never miss them put a pounding on the Hawks, but the one amazing game of the year and I miss it.

God I hate Los Angeles, the stupid traffic, my damn school, and the fact that of all games this one had to start at six.

...this could've been Kobe:

Else we would've lost that game.

Some will put this loss on Kobe, I won't be doing that. Forget his one on one moments with Bron Bron, and forget that little shot off the TO that would've given us the lead, Kobe earned a get out of jail free card from me for standing up for Kwame after the boos heard around the world. Kobe played a great game, and despite a few mis-steps, I refuse to blame him for this humiliating defeat on our home court.

I'll tell you who I do blame, the motherfucker who in three years has yet to design up a play in the final seconds that works. I mean jesus freaking christ, how many games must we lose in the closing seconds because of the complete stupidity of the final plays? This is what we're paying Phil twelve million for? Absolutely ridiculous.

And please, can we finally drop the notion that "LeBrickexcepthe'stheleadingscorerintheleague" isn't clutch? Seriously, give me Lebron in the closing seconds of the game with a reasonable play that doesn't involve him launching a three from halfcourt and I'll take him over almost anyone in the NBA.

So long first through fourth place in the West, nice knowing you.