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Junior Seau: Redemption Tuesday, January 22, 2008, 8:34 AM [General] Josh Q. Public: How sweet it is! -Jackie Gleason Public Service Announcement: OK, here we go! We gotta win that fight tonight. We gotta get even with those Socs! Let's do it for Johnny, man. We'll do it for Johnny! Let's do it for Junior. Let's do it for Junior Seau. Let's make Junior a part of ever. Junior's doing his part. Did his part on Sunday. Chargers with the ball on the Patriots four. 9:22 left in the third. Pats up by a frightening five. Pats up by a tightening five. Pats up by a slightening five. Big third and one. Huge third and one. Immense third and one. The play day of the day. The play of the year. For all the marbles. Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles. Junior Seau's got yarbles. And he's got big balls. And she's got big balls. But we've got the biggest balls of them all! Rivers to Michael Turner. Pow, Alice! Right in the kisser. Junior Seau broke into the backfield to punch Michael Turner right in the kisser for a two-yard loss. The Chargers would have to settle for a field goal. Their fourth field goal of the game. The song remains the same. They would not score again. Junior Seau did not have that chance last year. Out with a broken arm last year. Gone surfing last year. Gone surfing last year after seventeen years of distinguished service in the NFL. Gone surfing last year after twelve consecutive Pro Bowls in the NFL. Gone surfing last year thirteen years removed from his last Super Bowl. And now, here is. Here is Junior Seau back on the road to glory. Thirteen years removed from his days as the Tasmanian Devil. Thirteen years removed from the Lightening Bolt Dance. Thirteen years removed from the fist pumping. Thirteen years removed from the sixteen tackles in the AFC Championship Game versus the Pittsburgh Steelers. Thirteen years removed from the humiliation at the hands of the 49ers. Redemption. By the hand of the Almighty. We forward in this generation, triumphantly. Won't you help to sing. These songs of freedom? 'Cause all I ever have, redemption songs. We gotta win that fight tonight. We gotta get even with those Socs! Let's do it for Johnny, man. We'll do it for Johnny! Let's do it for Junior. Let's do it for Junior Seau. Public Acknowledgements: The Outsiders, Clockwork Orange, AC/DC, Honeymooners, Led Zeppelin and Bob Marley Peace out homies. Six Two and Even! 0 (0 Ratings) Report Leave a Comment
Josh Q. Public: How sweet it is! -Jackie Gleason
Public Service Announcement: OK, here we go! We gotta win that fight tonight. We gotta get even with those Socs! Let's do it for Johnny, man. We'll do it for Johnny! Let's do it for Junior. Let's do it for Junior Seau. Let's make Junior a part of ever. Junior's doing his part. Did his part on Sunday. Chargers with the ball on the Patriots four. 9:22 left in the third. Pats up by a frightening five. Pats up by a tightening five. Pats up by a slightening five. Big third and one. Huge third and one. Immense third and one. The play day of the day. The play of the year. For all the marbles. Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles. Junior Seau's got yarbles. And he's got big balls. And she's got big balls. But we've got the biggest balls of them all! Rivers to Michael Turner. Pow, Alice! Right in the kisser. Junior Seau broke into the backfield to punch Michael Turner right in the kisser for a two-yard loss. The Chargers would have to settle for a field goal. Their fourth field goal of the game. The song remains the same. They would not score again. Junior Seau did not have that chance last year. Out with a broken arm last year. Gone surfing last year. Gone surfing last year after seventeen years of distinguished service in the NFL. Gone surfing last year after twelve consecutive Pro Bowls in the NFL. Gone surfing last year thirteen years removed from his last Super Bowl. And now, here is. Here is Junior Seau back on the road to glory. Thirteen years removed from his days as the Tasmanian Devil. Thirteen years removed from the Lightening Bolt Dance. Thirteen years removed from the fist pumping. Thirteen years removed from the sixteen tackles in the AFC Championship Game versus the Pittsburgh Steelers. Thirteen years removed from the humiliation at the hands of the 49ers. Redemption. By the hand of the Almighty. We forward in this generation, triumphantly. Won't you help to sing. These songs of freedom? 'Cause all I ever have, redemption songs. We gotta win that fight tonight. We gotta get even with those Socs! Let's do it for Johnny, man. We'll do it for Johnny! Let's do it for Junior. Let's do it for Junior Seau.
Public Acknowledgements: The Outsiders, Clockwork Orange, AC/DC, Honeymooners, Led Zeppelin and Bob Marley
Peace out homies. Six Two and Even!