I have decided to start a blog. I am not really sure what this will all entail but I am giving it a shot.

I currently write a column for FOXSports.com (I am not listed on the roster of writers, but if I was, I would be listed between Eric Moneypenny and Warren Moon). My column, or article as some might say has been a very interesting experience. I have always loved to write.

In high school, I needed two math tutors to keep my D average from dipping to an F in algebra. Writing on the other hand was always enjoyable and easy to me. Until now.

Suddenly, whatever I write seems to not only not be some people's cup of tea but it actually seems to ENRAGE them. I encourage you to look at any of the articles I have written . . . you will need to type my name into the search engine.

Only two of my four articles are listed but pick one of them. . . . now read the comments.

(Editor's note: Since Jay apparently helped himself to a big 'ol glassa grouchy juice this morning, here are links to his previous masterpieces. There's this one, and this one, and this one . . . oh, and this one too. There. Happy now? Great. Take it away, Jay.)

AH! The Comments! For some reason, what I write makes people seeth with anger. What started as a wonderful dream job for me has become a curious experiment in human relations. I wrote a column about being the new guy, and listed some of my likes and dislikes, and the majority of the 300 comments told me that I am a has been, useless, never funny, pathetic excuse of a writer. "An E Lister" as one blogger put it. I am currently reading comment after comment about how sad it is that FOXSports.com had to hire an out-of-work, has-been comedian to write for them.

I would like to take this moment to publicly remind all of my readers that I can be seen every Friday at 8 p.m. on CBS on the television show The Ghost Whisperer. That is, Friday nights . . . on television .. . as in NOT OUT OF WORK.

I also tour constantly across the United States of America doing stand up comedy. For all of you bloggers that post such gems as "Jay Mohr has never been funny and has always sucked" I would encourage you to call your local Improv and ask them to sift through their receipts. . . .Try to find which show in FIFTEEN YEARS of headlining was there a seat available.

Finally, for all of you that post comments such as, "FOXSports.com will let any clown write a column!" let me assure you: YOU ARE RIGHT!!!!

Many of you are "bloggers." That means you write for the internet. I have been to many of your blogs and I would like to emphatically state that wiithout question THEY ALL SUCK. I find it hilarious that someone would read my column and then post, "jay mohr sux, he cant write and he isn't funny . . . never was funny." The I notice the tiny emblem next to your screen name that indicates that you write a blog. I go to your masterpiece and read, "Michael Vick should fry for what he did." that's it . . . that's all one "blogger" wrote.

Another clown that keeps riding me has a blog about the "sweet science." YAWN!

If all of you out-of-work writers -- by that I mean WITHOUT CONTRACT with FOXSports.com -- want to continue to slam me and tell everyone what a zero I am in my message margin, I encourage you to do so. The more you type and the more people respond to what you wrote, the more my new bosses look impressively at the numbers and say to each other, "Jay Mohr's column is getting a lot of traffic!"

This is my new blog. I am going to criticize your blog from my blog.

The internet is the world's largest bathroom stall. People can write whatever they want without being held accountable. Just scrawl something negative and angry and walk out of the toilet. Well, that is fine with me. Keep writing me hate mail and continue "blogging" away. I will be reading and laughing . . . AT you.

Not best of lucky,

Jay Mohr