Welcome to the new game show that is taking the nation by storm, 'Name that Blogger'. It's easy to play. You get clues to identify your fellow bloggers. Clues go from easy to hard. Easy answers are worth 10 points. Hard answers are 25 points. Keep your own score at home, and no cheating.

Easy ones, 10 points apiece....

1. "Hello is this thing on?"..............Name thatBlogger!

2.  He will blow up the comments on your blog with pics of hot women..........Name that Blogger!

3.  She alledgedly burnt down her own kitchen............Name that Blogger!

4.  USC Superfan. Bigger Homer than Marge's husband..........Name that Blogger!

5.   Tony Stewart/Joey Logano would be her perfect man/boy..........Name that Blogger!

I told you they were easy. The clues, not the women bloggers. Ready for some harder ones? Here we go, 25 points apiece......

6.   "Thank you. Try the veal, I'll be here all week."............Name that Blogger!

7.    This blogger's screen name could be mistaken for the city of Chicago's nickname............Name that Blogger!

8.    This blogger with the quirky middle initial reps the new Title Town.........Name that Blogger!

9.    This folically challenged blogger has been MIA for a few months..........Name that Blogger.

10.  The incredible shrinking blogger................Name that Blogger!

11.   Oh God, not another contest..............Name that Blogger!

12.    Simply the best..............Name that Blogger!

Special, and I do mean special, bonus clue for 50 points......

Bonus.   !!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????...............Name that Blogger!

We have one last clue as a potential tie-breaker. It's a visual clue, and it's worth 100 points.......

Tie Breaker.

.............Name that Blogger!

How'd you do sportsfans? There were a possible 400 points, including the bonus clue. Plus 100 for the tie-breaker.  If we still have a tie, there will be a sudden death playoff Name that Blogger.

***Note: this is an entry into Jokerswild's humor contest, so don't get your granny panties in a wad. If you can't take a joke just think about what your significant other has to put up with on a daily basis.***