Hello, is this thing on? Or, as Joker's wife would say, "Hello, is that thing in?" Jokerswild is living proof that opposites attract. His wife, Buckeye Sweetie, is beautifull, intelligent, and well mannered.Joker is a happy guy. He's happier than Michael Jackson at a Harry Potter movie.

We're gathered here to roast our good friend, Jokerswild. J Dub is a real wild card. He always has a smile or a kind word. The kind of word that's usually mispelled. That twinkle in his eyes is just the sun shining between his ears. Thank goodness he finally changed his avatar. Dude put the UGH in ugly. He's sooo ugly the robbers gave him their masks to wear.

I'm Hanahan, I'll be the roastmaster general of this clusterbomb. I live by one motto...."Alcohol never solved anything, but then again, neither did milk." Looking out at the e-audience, I can see a lot of Joker's friends waiting their turn to blast him. Up here on stage we have some of Fox's finest bloggers sharpening their wit as they prepare to scorch some wild Joker.

I see b@o is up here. He's so cheap that he had MOM tatooed on his belly just so he didn't have to pay for the O. There's Fuzzboss, he's so fat that when he went swimming in the ocean, the whales sang, 'We are Family'. Lisa's up here. Not the brightest knife in the drawer, she once stared at a carton of orange juice because it said, *concentrate*.

sls husker is over there. Only guy I know that drives a BMW with a gun rack. His bumper sticker says, 'Forget Gun Control, What We Need is Idiot Control'. Cowboy4ever is here. Which will happen first, he gets lucky, or the Cowboys win a playoff game? Been about 12 years on both counts, ay, Cowboy?

degraff's waiting his turn. He stepped on a scale, and it said, 'to be continued'. There's gambittxxx, he's better at sex than anyone, now all he needs is a partner. Hey Dwindy-1, I hear your a self made man, nice of you to accept the blame. Hotfoot Lori made it. I like her. Everyone says I have no taste, but I like her.

That's just a few of the roasters up here. We have dozens lined up. So load up people. Joker said to hit him with your best shots. I'll turn it over to our esteemed panel now....