Thufferin' thuccotash! Lou Holtz is sliding into the College Football Hall of Fame. Fellow former coach, John Cooper, is also being inducted. Evidently when it comes to coaches the CFBHOF is like Paris Hilton, everyone gets in. Cooper never won a national championship, and Holtz won only one, thanks to Notre Dame's home referees.

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Lou Holtz in the CFBHOF? Each time he left a program, the NCAA investigators were not far behind. His one National Championship was possible due to the incredible home cooking the Irish recieved in a home game against Miami. The blue and gold zebras took two touchdowns away from Miami, and still Notre Dame only won by one point. Then N.D. got to play way overrated WVU for the championship.

Here is Holtz's standard operating procedure. First, make sure you go to a team with good players who are on the verge of winning. Second, win some games, go to some bowls, make the top 25 rankings. Third, don't replace the former coach's good players. Get some marginally acceptable thugs instead. Lastly, when the NCAA comes sniffing around, take your tired ass act somewhere else fast.

All 13 players who are being inducted with Holtz were 1st team All-Americans at least. Guess the CFBHOF isn't so choosy with the coaches that it admits.

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