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    Let's play the caption game

    Wednesday, June 6, 2007, 05:49 AM EST [General]

    You know the drill, we provide the photo, you provide the yucks.

    This week we're crowning Jnice0817 for this line: "What can I say, the girl that changes my dippers is a huge senators FAN!! "

    Here was ours: "The lockout really took a toll on at least one Senators player."

    Check out the rest in the comments section below and feel free to add more.

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    Time for Man of the 'House

    Monday, June 4, 2007, 09:46 AM EST [General]

    OK, it's time to pick the Man of the 'House for this week.

    Last week's race was close, but we coulda used a little participation. Like a choice? Hate a choice? Sound off in the comments section so people can use that to help make their choice.

    This week's choices are a tabloid star, a guy with a funny nickname, an NFL assistant with the worst excuse ever and a fomrer Jordan sidekick.

    So jump in, vote and check back tomorrow for the results.

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    Hey Bloggers .. the Funhouse wants you

    Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 07:32 PM EST [General]

    Regular Funhouse readers might be noticing some changes.

    We hope so anyway.

    Here's the deal: We want you to participate.

    That means all you guys and gals writing blogs out there can be contributors. Write something funny and relevant on your blog, send us the link (foxfunhouse@hotmail.com) and we'll take a look. If it's good and we have space, you just might end up in the Funhouse. If you don't have a blog ... well, go start one.

    If funny isn't your thing, then just use your camera and show us pictures from you tailgating or jeering Barry Bonds from the stands.

    This isn't a long-drawn out contest, submissions will be considered on a case-by-case basis.

    That's not all. We're going to be trotting out some new stuff, like our new Man of the 'House, where you guys pick the winner. We've been choosing our own winner for years now, but felt it was time to get more democratic now that we have you guys to help us.

    Plus we'll have fun little things like caption writing contests for funny pictures and, well, we'll come up with more stuff as we go.

    This is just the beginning folks. We often ask you to respond to stories in our blogs, now we want to go a step further and hear your stories and see what everyone else has to say.

    Let's see what you got ... and let's have some fun.

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    Top 10 predictions for NFL season's second half

    Wednesday, November 8, 2006, 03:44 PM EST [General]

    10. The Redskins will fire Joe Gibbs in favor of a "head coach consortium" including Buddy Ryan, Rich Kotite, Marty Mornhinweg and Lindy Infante.

    9. This guy will get everything he wants.

    8. The NFL, having wisely kept the receipt from last year's Super Bowl "win" by the Steelers, will get a refund on it.

    7. ESPN will be forced to apologize for inflicting Seahawks-Raiders upon an unsuspecting populace.

    6. A certain pair of Carolina Panthers cheerleaders will become angels before our very eyes. 

    5. A member of the Cincinnati Bengals will be arrested for robbing himself.

    4. The Arizona Cardinals will take solace in the fact that they've never had their tail kicked as badly as Rick Santorum just did.

    3. Ben Roethlisberger will tearfully admit that he does not, in point of fact, think those Fathead wall graphics are cool.

    2. Peyton Manning will legally change his name to "Happy-Feet Choke-Meister Who Looks like Corky from Life Goes On."

    1. The Raiders will attempt to upgrade at the QB position by signing Babe Laufenberg and Josh Groban.

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    Top 10 reasons we're looking forward to the NBA season

    Wednesday, November 1, 2006, 05:30 PM EST [NBA]

    10. To see whether Adam Morrison will flash the same skills he showed in college by sitting on the floor and weeping during close games.

    9. Is this the year Mark Cuban finally kicks David Stern in the rascal basket?

    8. Eager to see how the Knicks fare after using ProActiv Solution over the off-season. 

    7. Wondering whether Scot Pollard has got even creepier.

    6. Provides us with something notionally more interesting than a quilting bee.

    5. March 3 - Knicks vs. Liberty. This time it's personal. 

    4. Because abject boredom is made more tolerable by the blaring strains of Gary Glitter.

    3. Our lives are more vacant without Kobe's patented "17-for 68 from the field" nights.

    2. Because of the new synthetic balls, NBA will meet its outstanding purchase orders for leather by mandating that each team carry at least one leather player on the roster.

    1. The hope that Sebastian Telfair will shoot Kevin Federline.

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