Today's steaming serving of hot blogs.

From The Big Lead: If this whole Who's Now fiasco has given us one thing, it's Peter King vs. Michael Wilbon.

From Deadspin: Don't like the ump at your kid's little league game? Toss pizza at him.

From Bugs and Cranks: How to deal with those pesky drunk folks at the ballpark.

From Fanhouse: Scott Boras has some ideas about how the Red Sox are using Dice-K.

From John Sterling: Joe Torre's diaries.

Good stuff we found on the Internets.

Here's probably the only part of the ESPYs you really wanted to see anyway: LeBron's Bobby Brown impersonation.

From Wizznutzz: Gilbert Arenas wants to buy an island, just like his hero, Marvin Brando.

From Larry Brown Sports: Vinny Testaverde just won't go away.

You too can be the proud owner of Ron Villone's pants.

Needless to say, it's slow this morning. But you can help. If you see a good blog post somewhere, leave it in the comments section and help a bored person laugh this morning.

Good stuff we found while digging around the blogiverse.

Beckham-Mania! Deadspin announces their lookalike contest winner.And  DC Sports Bog did a live blog from the presser.

A good one from Deadspin.com on the party that would ensue if Mark Cuban buys the Cubs.

And over at Awful Announcing, they have breaking news on Jessica Biel's latest role. Sadly, it's for the next round of Who's Now. Oh well, there's always the mute button, or even better, Google image search.

You want to see Jeff Gordon dancing with Kat DeLuna on daytime television? Well, we didn't want to either. But we sat through this video at Fanhouse and the payoff was worth it. Just make sure to skip the first five minutes or so and you should be OK.

The Big Lead has a good point: Why is Kwame a bust, but Darko's just dandy?

An 8-year-old who is the next Reggie Bush? Ahh, video on the Internets is a wonderful thing. From The Big Lead, via the Commission.

Lastly, Dejuicer says Chris Berman's head might have exploded when he saw this.

If you guys see anything, share it in the comments section. There are people trying to kill time at their desks today counting on you.

When we're not perusing the FOXSports.com blogs, we're out there reading other blogs. We suspect you are doing the same. Let's make a point of finding the best each day and collecting them here. We'll add some up here in the morning and you guys can tip everyone off to other good ones in the comment section. And hey, tip em off to home-grown blogs here too.

From AOL's Fanhouse, we get Brady Quinn on stage with Poison. Wait, what? Really? The guy clearly has his finger firmly on the pulse of 1988. He'll be endorsing Members Only jackets any day now.

Another good one: Leave the Man Alone does a fashion round-up from The ESPYs. All of LeBron's get-ups are included.

Deadspin, umm, weighs in on Ron Artest's fat brother's bid to make it in the NBA. Like we need another Artest.

We also thank them for introducing us to Screw Everybody -- that could only be a fan site for Barry Bonds (Paris woulda worked too).

And another gem from Fanhouse -- Greg Oden on video explaining his picture on drunkathletes.com. "I wasn't drunk ... she was just backin' it up real good."

Find a good blog post somewhere? Leave it in the comments section below.

Photo credits: LeBron James from Getty Images, Oden from drunkathlete.com

Another fun caption contest is in the books. Look below the photo for winners and in the comments section below for all the responses.

There were a lot of good responses, but the Funhouse favorite was pretty simple: "Pull my finger." -- IBERIGHT (Yeah, it's juvenile, but it made us laugh. Teve's falls in this category too.)

Here was ours: "Pat Riley told his players he'd had enough of this Mickey Mouse $#%@, but Udonis Haslem still refuses to listen."

Tell us who you would have picked in the comments section below.