OK, it's time to pick the Man of the 'House for this week.

Last week's race was close, but we coulda used a little participation. Like a choice? Hate a choice? Sound off in the comments section so people can use that to help make their choice.

This week's choices are a tabloid star, a guy with a funny nickname, an NFL assistant with the worst excuse ever and a fomrer Jordan sidekick.

So jump in, vote and check back tomorrow for the results.

Regular Funhouse readers might be noticing some changes.

We hope so anyway.

Here's the deal: We want you to participate.

That means all you guys and gals writing blogs out there can be contributors. Write something funny and relevant on your blog, send us the link (foxfunhouse@hotmail.com) and we'll take a look. If it's good and we have space, you just might end up in the Funhouse. If you don't have a blog ... well, go start one.

If funny isn't your thing, then just use your camera and show us pictures from you tailgating or jeering Barry Bonds from the stands.

This isn't a long-drawn out contest, submissions will be considered on a case-by-case basis.

That's not all. We're going to be trotting out some new stuff, like our new Man of the 'House, where you guys pick the winner. We've been choosing our own winner for years now, but felt it was time to get more democratic now that we have you guys to help us.

Plus we'll have fun little things like caption writing contests for funny pictures and, well, we'll come up with more stuff as we go.

This is just the beginning folks. We often ask you to respond to stories in our blogs, now we want to go a step further and hear your stories and see what everyone else has to say.

Let's see what you got ... and let's have some fun.

10. The Redskins will fire Joe Gibbs in favor of a "head coach consortium" including Buddy Ryan, Rich Kotite, Marty Mornhinweg and Lindy Infante.

9. This guy will get everything he wants.

8. The NFL, having wisely kept the receipt from last year's Super Bowl "win" by the Steelers, will get a refund on it.

7. ESPN will be forced to apologize for inflicting Seahawks-Raiders upon an unsuspecting populace.

6. A certain pair of Carolina Panthers cheerleaders will become angels before our very eyes. 

5. A member of the Cincinnati Bengals will be arrested for robbing himself.

4. The Arizona Cardinals will take solace in the fact that they've never had their tail kicked as badly as Rick Santorum just did.

3. Ben Roethlisberger will tearfully admit that he does not, in point of fact, think those Fathead wall graphics are cool.

2. Peyton Manning will legally change his name to "Happy-Feet Choke-Meister Who Looks like Corky from Life Goes On."

1. The Raiders will attempt to upgrade at the QB position by signing Babe Laufenberg and Josh Groban.

10. In order to replicate the abilities of home plate umpires at a lower cost, balls and strikes will now be called by a charming upholstered Ottoman.

9. Yankees and Red Sox allowed to form two-team breakaway league, thereby leaving the rest of us the hell alone.

8. Joe Girardi must cease and desist from giving power-wedgies to Jeffrey Loria.

7. America, F**k Yeah! from Team America replaces God bless America as the gratuitous patriotic hymn of choice during the seventh-inning stretch.

6. A-Rod encouraged to wear "big boy" pants, at least on road trips.

5. For the irreparable harm caused by this, Scott Stapp shall be drawn and quartered on the mound to kick off the 2007 All-Star Game.

4. MLB endorses Ford commercial that features F-150 running down John Mellencamp while he plays the opening strains of that infernal This Is Our Country song.

3. It shall be codified that Mike Sweeney is, in point of fact, a dork.

2. Drug policy expanded to ban the eating of live howler monkeys in order to increase testosterone levels.

1. This guy is no longer allowed to attend Cardinal games.

10. "I was deeply offended by Tom Sizemore's hair." - Pete Rose

9. "It so happens that I do annoy the !@#$% out of myself." - Stephen A. Smith

8. "I just ate a child." - Mike Tyson

7. "Have you seen our schedule? I can't stop laughing. But, yes, I am overrated." - Charlie Weis

6. "There was not, in point of fact, a winner in town." - Buddy Ryan

5. "Herpes actually isn't all that bad." - Michael Vick

4. "I converted to Islam just for the chicks." - Kareem Abdul Jabar

3. "According to my Wikipedia entry, I dated Larry Johnson and Alonzo Mourning. Whoa." - Willow Bay

2. "I think those Fathead posters are for goobs." - Ben Roethlisberger

1. "I don't even remember me." - Eric Crouch