10. Lure in the Cheetos-stained basement dwellers with a custom-designed World of Floydcraft video role-playing game.

9. Arrange an appearance on Cold Pizza. Everyone watches that.

8. Change domain name from www.floydlandis.com to www.worldslargestboobs.com.

7. More. Emoticons. Now.

6. Webcam feed of him shaving his legs.

5. Attract viewers with a barrage of Jamster pop-up ads. Everyone loves those.

4. Stay abreast of emergent design technology by hiring this Webmaster.

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2. Declare to the World Wide InternetTM, in a firm voice and with a stern finger wag, that all your page views are belong to us.

1. Spice up affidavits and deposition transcripts by using a really fun font.