10. Dodging creditors while reeking of pigeon doo gets surprisingly old. 

9. Who else is going to teach Laila Ali a lesson?

8. Must. Eat. Children ... And. Ears.

7. Promoters promised him title bout with Sauron.

6. "Pink" is the new "black," and "pathetic, unwitting self-parody" is the new "success."

5. Peter McNeeley's been looking all smug and stuff. 

4. Unreleased rap album sounded like "teh gay." 

3. Hoping for a pay-per-view encounter with Drederick Tatum.

2. On second thought, fading into Bolivian wasn't all that great.

1. It's hard out there for a pimp, but it's even harder out there for a broke-ass rapist.