Why couldn't the curse of Jessica Simpson have fallen on Tom Brady instead of Tony Romo?

Why does a jump shot a forty-five year old banker could make on his lunch break count as three points in the NCAA, while a shot you make with two six eleven guys beating you senseless in the paint counts two?

Why, if quitters never win and winners never quit, has Roger Clemens done so well financially by retiring over and over again?

Why has no one cast Coach K in the role of Scrooge in any of the remakes of a Christmas carol?

Why was Barry Bonds not satisfied with just being the greatest hitter since Ted Williams?

Why do I miss Dick Vitale when I complain so much about him when he works?

Why has everyone forgotten Cory Lidle so quickly?

Why doesn't NASCAR add weight to cars driven by guys who shop in the juniors department at J.C. Penny?

Why do you assume I meant Jeff Gordon?

Why do the Dodgers think Joe Torre will make a difference when his record as a National League manager is 109 games under .500?

Why do teams bring their best relievers in just for the ninth inning with no men on base when games are more often decided with men on base in the seventh?

Why does LeBron James remind me so much of George McGinnis standing still and Michael Jordan when he's moving?

Why do people still buy season tickets for the Pittsburgh Pirates?

Why are there more serious injuries now that the NHL has stricter rules against fighting?

Why does baseball take such a beating on steroids when football is much more likely to have serious problems with HGH?

Why does a college football game take three and a half hours to play?

Why doesn't anybody wonder how college athletes pay for the late model SUV's they are usually driving when the police find the gun under the seat and marijuana in the ashtray?

Why don't we just get the DH in both leagues or do away with it?

Why is Goose Gossage headed for the Hall of Fame and Lee Smith isn't?

Why won't someone buy the Florida Marlins and move them to North Carolina? (Please)

Why didn't whatever Stephon Marbury had in high school and college translate to the NBA?

Why do NFL cheerleaders look like the results of a really successful job of cloning?

Why can a college coach walk out in the middle of a contract and a college player has to wait a year before playing if they transfer?

Why is women's soccer more interesting than men's?

Why are there so many bad teams in the NFL this season?

Why do we blog?