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    Shaq, It's About Your Legacy - NGS2 Assignment 1

    Friday, May 26, 2006, 09:59 AM EST [General]

    "From this day on, I would like to be known as the Big Aristotle. Because it was Aristotle who said, `Excellence is not a singular act, but a habit. You are what you repeatedly do."

    --Shaquille O'Neal, 2000

    He's been dubbed The Big Aristotle, The Diesel, MDE (Most Dominant Ever), and Superman - often by himself. Whatever the moniker, Shaquille O'Neal has always been larger than life, with matching expectations. The 2006 season features high expectations in Miami where The Big Aristotle has set up shop. Anything less than a NBA Finals appearance would be viewed as a major disappointment. The acquisition of former All-Stars Antoine Walker and Gary Payton, the trade for Jason Williams, and of course, the return of Pat Riley to the sidelines as a coach was in the pursuit of a championship this season.

    If Miami manages to survive Detroit and the Western Conference winner to hoist the O'Brien trophy, it an early validation for Dwayne Wade at the top of the NBA's vanguard. It would be sweet vindication for veterans such as Gary Payton and Alonzo Mourning. Over a decade, they have paid their dues, but could not get past the Jordan Bulls, Duncan Spurs, or O'Neal-led Laker squads. For Antoine Walker and Jason Williams, they can point to the ring as proof that they could indeed successfully modulate their allegedly ego-driven games to the team concept. Pat Riley can point to the 05-06 Heat as his championship won without Magic, Kareem, and Showtime.

    But for Shaq, it's a bit simpler. Whether he knows it or will even admit it, it is about his legacy.

    Shaq is still the most compelling single person in the playoffs. Steve Nash has back to back MVPs, and the Suns may yet rewrite how to win a championship, but they have time on their side and it's doubtful that they can pull it off without Amare Stoudmire.

    Dirk Nowitzki is an MVP-in-waiting, but again, his team's future is bright, and coach Avery Johnson is at least as compelling. No, Shaq is the reason why Pat Riley was willing to risk his reputation and conduct such as risky experiment. Shaq continues to be the one player in the league that conventional rules and measures may not apply to - not just for referees, but players as well. Yet even Shaq is subject to Higher Powers as well. Father Time; a.k.a. The Big Equalizer.

    The MDE has a wonderful gift in his arsenal unseen since Muhammad Ali was in his prime: He can get away with the most arrogant of pronouncements; really, can anyone see (by way of example) Kobe Bryant getting away with calling himself Most Dominant Ever? I don't care if he dropped his 81 on the Jordan and the '96 Bulls, Kobe would get hammered. Either because he is such a genuinely likeable guy - or maybe because the media is physically afraid of him - after getting his first title in 2000, Shaq has always had a layer of protection that makes Teflon look like Velcro. I'm old enough to remember Wilt Chamberlain, and suffice to say that if The Big Dipper (yes, the whole "The Big [insert nickname]" handle business predates Shaq) had gone out in five to the '04 Pistons, Wilt would have to had left the country for a while.

    Which is a shame, since Shaq truly stopped being The Big Aristotle about four years ago, when he became The Big Coney Island Roller Coaster. His weight went from 325 to well...Shaq admitted to 360 in his last season with Los Angeles, rumors had it going as high as 380. In any case, it was obvious to even the occasional fan that O'Neal had lost a discernable level of his quickness and agility that marked his game from Day One.

    What would Aristotle have said?

    The year 2000 was not only the best season of Shaquille O'Neal's career; it was one of the great individual seasons in NBA history; [insert stats]. The Lakers won their first title since 1988, and Shaq and Kobe Bryant were the toasts of the town. Championships followed the next two seasons, and the word dynasty was starting to be used. Except cracks were developing on and off the court starting in the 2002 playoffs.

    The 2002 postseason featured Tony Parker and Mike Bibby undressing the Lakers with the pick and roll. Parker was a rookie with a shaky jumper and no cred with the refs. Bibby and Chris Webber nearly screen-rolled the Lakers out of the postseason as The Big Way Too Big unwillingness to consistently extend himself on defense became apparent. NBA coaches couldn't ignore the obvious evidence, and pretty soon, making Shaq work on defense - not by trying to score on him, but by forcing him to switch and extend his defense beyond the post - became an NBA staple. 

    In 2003, Shaq declined to get off-season toe surgery, saying "I got hurt on company time; I'll get it fixed on company time." What would have Aristotle have said? He wound up missing the first 14 games of the season. Worse, the relationship between he and Kobe Bryant, which was shaky on their best days, was irreparably damaged.  2004 feature Shaq's public demands for money with the infamous "Pay me my [bleeping] money." At Laker owner Jerry Buss during a preseason game. The Lakers looked ragged during the regular season, as did Shaq as he missed 15 games due to injuries and had a career low scoring average. In retrospect, are we surprised? You are what you consistently do.

    In the aftermath of the disastrous 2004 Finals, where a heavily favored Laker team was soundly beaten by the Pistons and which featured a total meltdown between Shaq and Kobe Bryant, Shaq essentially orchestrated his exit from La-La land. It was obvious to Shaq that Jerry Buss wasn't going to pay him 30 million a year in an extension. It was obvious to Jerry Buss that Shaq, who had missed an average of 15 games a year for the previous three seasons, wasn't going to be worth 30 million at the age of 35 or 36. Laker fans should have had no problem with the idea of a trade, but rather the shoddy execution. GM Mitch Kupchak, who basically panicked and traded Shaq with two years left on his contract, and got the cap-killing contracts of Lamar Odom and Brian Grant.

    A New Beginning - Same Shaq?

    Last season, O'Neal returning to Florida seemed to have the same impact on him that getting kicked out of Boston had for Roger Clemens. Shaq showed up Miami as a hero, his Shaq-flon intact, helped in no small part by Kobe Bryant's incredible penchant for self-inflicted PR wounds, turning himself into The Most Hated Man in Basketball.

    The Big SlimFast showed up for training camp weighing 325 - at least 35 pounds lighter the season before (his explanation was classic Shaq-speak: "Phil (Jackson) always wanted me strong, so I lifted and came in big." Of course, no one seriously challenged his statement.). The result was predictable - Shaq finished runner up to Steve Nash as MVP, and played in 73 games, his highest total in four years. The Heat made the conference finals, and came within a D-Wade injury of making the Finals and getting the last word on Jerry Buss and Kobe Bryant.

    This season, Shaq got the coach he wanted in Pat Riley, and the supporting cast he wanted. In return, he played in just 59 games, and set career lows in points and rebounds, while setting a career high in fouls per minute. While a career-low 30 minutes a game, he committed an Eric Dampier-like 3.9 fouls per game (highest total since his rookie year). The Heat beat the Bulls in their first round match-up, but was exposed as a team a step slow in the backcourt against the mercurial guards of the Bulls, who seemingly penetrated at will and attacked Shaq with impunity. The second round featured a surprisingly easy win over the Nets, which brings us to the present. Can Shaq did deep and provide a sustained level of brilliance at the age of 34 that will bring home his fourth ring? Does he have the hunger?

    You're Shaquille O'Neal, 34. You are certainly the best center of your era. Alas, in 2006, that's a bit like having the most fuel-efficient Hummer; it's not saying a heck of a lot. Greatness can only be measured against greatness. Wilt and Russell had each other, and on nights when they were bored with each other, there was Nate Thurmond (who was probably the third best defensive center ever), Wayne The Wall Embry, Willis Reed and Walt Bellamy. Kareem had to contend Wilt, Walton, Lanier, Unseld, Artis Gilmore, and Moses Malone, to name a few.

    By contrast a young Shaq faced off with David Robinson, and an old Patrick Ewing, and Hakeem (who schooled him regularly). A prime Shaq had Tim Duncan, who prefers to masquerade as a power forward, and who else? Rik Smits? Vlade Divac? Dale Davis? How ironic that the older Shaq now gets challenged by Yao and Ben Wallace. Perhaps he'll finally get the foil we fans have been waiting for. I don't blame Shaq for having the misfortune of playing in the Dark Ages of  the Low Post, but he can be held to account for not taking full advantage of his dominance. But will Shaq first post up Father Time? How can and how will he stave off time?

    The year is 1993: Reebok features a commercial. Shaq knocks on an extra-dimensional door. Bill Russell sternly peers through the peephole:

    Russell: "You're late

    Shaq: "But I'm ready."

    (Shaq steps through, awaiting him are Wilt, Kareem, Russell and Walton. The implication is clear...)

      

    Echoes of Wilt

    Shaq is frequently and understandably compared to Wilt Chamberlain. Wilt is the only center who could physically match up with Shaq in terms of strength and agility. And at 34, Wilt returned from a major knee injury to help get the Lakers into the 1970 Finals. He then played another three years, leading the league in rebounding every year. The 1972 Lakers won 33 in a row and the title. He plated 43 minutes a game his final season.

    Bill Russell: His final season came at age 34.He averaged 19 rebounds, 5 assists, made All-Defensive First Team and won a title.

    Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: In 1982 he was only 34 and averaged 23.8ppg, 8.7 rebounds, 3 assists and nearly 3 blocks in 35 minutes a game. And he played another 7 seasons and won three titles after that.

    The 34 year old Shaq played under 31 minutes, whined about the officiating this season, and in what should worry Miami fans, his backup center Alonzo Mourning has been the more consistent defender and a far better shot-blocker. 

    By contrast, Shaq's persistent complaints about the officiating, while sometimes justifiable, also remind me of a man who has not accepted that The Big Hourglass stops for no one. When quickness goes, brute force can not be your alternative, as the referees have made painfully clear. Much like many a great pitcher, Shaq will have to add more guile to compensate for diminished skills. Of course, it would help if Shaq starts conceding that the skills have diminished - if only to himself.

    There is no doubting that Shaq is one of the five or six best centers ever. The question is does Shaq simply want to proclaim himself an MDE, or does he want to finish stating his case? Overall, the evidence is shaky. His conditioning over the years doesn't indicate that he takes the regular season very seriously, and as most people of 30 will tell you, if you want to play, you have to pay.  Kareem, Wilt, Michael Jordan - the men at the pantheon Shaq envisions himself all paid that price.

    Moreover, the window of opportunity is closing and O'Neal and the Heat. Besides Detroit, Cleveland, Washington, and New Jersey will all post stiff challenges to Miami in the near future. The recent rule changes and the success of the Mavericks and Suns over the last two years will inspire other teams to change to up-tempo offenses that will either require big men to run the court or seek the bench. Can and will Shaq adapt to the inevitable? That he is still respected, but no longer feared?

    Besides a renewed off-season commitment, can Shaq adjust his game in the present?

    Shaq, if legacies are not built after 30, they certainly acquire their substance. Consider the case of Kareem. Kareem's career, featured six MVPs won before he was 31, yet how defined was he by the 1985 Finals? The Celtics won Game One in the infamous Memorial Day Massacre 148-115. Kareem was ripped by many as "old", "uninspired", and worse. The next day, he apologized to his teammates for his performance.

    Ten days later, the 37-year old Abdul-Jabbar capped the historic six game vanquishing of the Celtics, with 29 points in the clincher at The Boston Garden and the Finals MVP. A 35 year old Wilt led the Lakers to the 69-13 mark in 1972 and the Lakers first NBA title in Los Angeles.

    Shaq is clearly in decline, but history can be on his side. The Most Dominant Ever will have to morph into "The Big Transformation".

    For Miami's sake, he has to. At this point, it's all about his legacy.

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    NBA Flow: Rolling a 7 - The Magnificent Game Sevens Past and Future(?)

    Monday, May 22, 2006, 04:00 PM EST [General]

    Walt Frazier once said you make your name in the regular season; you make your fame in the playoffs. Greatness sustained in the regular season will make a player money and fame. Don't confuse that fame with "Fame" with the capital 'F'. That only comes from playoff brilliance and championships. And nowhere can you do more than in a Game Seven. You ball in a Game Seven, and one day, they'll read your name in reverent tones from a scroll on a mountain.

    If Willis Reed hobbles back on to the floor for a February 1970 game against Seattle, it's appreciated by his teammates only.

    But when Willis Reed limps onto center court at Madison Square Garden in Game 7, and the name Willis Reed is synonymous with courage. Two hours and an epic victory later, and few remember that he scored a mere four points (the first two baskets of the game), and was barely able to play the first half. The legend was made for a lifetime.

    Game Seven pressure isn't for everyone. Doug Christie admitted being overwhelmed by the moment. He went 2 for 13. The Kings lose. (Chris Webber took all the heat for some reason, but I digress.) Dennis Johnson once went oh-for-14 in a Game 7. He came back the next year to be Finals MVP, proving that redemption is possible, but never assured.

    Game Seven just has that attraction. The finality of the game. The ultimate "must win" for both teams. None of this "it's a must win" crap when a team is down 2-1 in the series. You win and move on - or capture the prize, or you lose and go home. The setup and build up is important. The eyes of the world focused on this stage, and that desire we have for heroes to rise up, and frankly we also live to see who will sink under the pressure. One game. For survival.

    In what has already been an incredible playoff season, in less than four hours we'll start not one, but two Game Sevens. Steve Nash, Sam Cassell, Tim Duncan, Tony Parker... who will enhance their cred, who will create a legend tonight?

    In that vein, let's look at the great moments of Game Sevens Past. The surprise may be in the names you will NOT see here. Magic's 42 point, 15 rebound, 7 assist gem in 1980 vs. Philly? Sorry, it was a Game 6. Kareem's 29 points in Boston Garden that finally ended the Celtic mojo on the Lakers? Ditto. Don't look for Michael Jordan either. The Bulls never went to a Game 7 in the Finals, and his other Game Sevens, while nice, they don't make the cut here. Sam Jones and Oscar Robinson had some games that came close in the 1960s, but they were in decisive best-of-five series. My personal tough omission was Bernard King's one-man demolition of the Pistons in 1984, but again, it was in a 5-game series.

    Tim Duncan last year? He made a nice run in the third period of Game 7 last year, but once you get past the spin control of the announcers, you realize that he was 10-27. Sorry, but Magnificent Seven ballers need no validation from the media. Their performance is gives them their cred and we, the fan, acknowledge and recognize.

    One day, if they ever come up with a Game Seven Most Valuable Baller award, name it after Bill Russell. Why? Let me preface my remarks thusly: I love Wilt. I think he was the greatest center ever, and possibly the greatest player to ever lace up Chuck Taylors, Nikes, or whatever anti-gravity boots ballers will wear in 2106.

    But Bill was 10-0 in Game 7. Read that again. Ten Game Sevens, the man never lost. Four times against Wilt's teams, he won by a combined total of nine points. Some of those involved luck (especially 1965 and 69), but 10-0 is hard to beat - or impeach.

    Read on:

    1970 Clyde and Willis - Even fans who weren't born in 1970 know about the 1970 Knicks.  The Setup: Willis Reed went down with a thigh injury in Game 5, and the Knicks rallied for a miracle win. Game 6 featured Wilt Chamberlain (himself recently back from a major knee injury) putting up 45 and 27 ballboards in a blowout win.

    The Inspiration: Just before game time, Willis got two injections that allowed him to walk on to the floor (wait a minute, isn't that a performance enhancing drug?). Nothing written can do the ovation he received justice. Just watch the replay. And everyone was caught up in the moment, Knicks, their fans, and alas, the Lakers as well. Reed hits the first two shots of the game, and the rout was on. 63-39 Knicks at the half, they cruise to their first title 113-99. The Devastation: Many tend to forget those first two baskets were Reed's only points of the game. As Walt Frazier put it, "Willis provided the inspiration, I provided the devastation." 36 points and 19 assists. Think about that, 19 dimes in a game where you score 36. And at least four steals of his rival Jerry West. Willis got the MVP, but a second should have been made for Clyde.

    1969 Finals: The Logo Falls Just Short - Six times, the Lakers played the Celtics in the 1960s for the title. Three times, it came to a Game Seven.

    The Setup: The previous five times, Boston came out ahead. In every series, Boston had home court. But this time, the Lakers at 55-27 had home court over the 48-34 Celtics. Moreover, after having no real threat to Bill Russell in the middle, the Lakers had picked up Wilt Chamberlain from the Sixers. The Lakers were favored, and went up 2-0 in the series. Only a Sam Jones miracle basket at the buzzer to save the series for Boston. Meanwhile, Jerry West was a beast. The Logo goes off for 53 points and 10 assists in a Game 1 win, and had cracked 30 points in four of the first six games. For the first time in this rivalry, the Lakers would host Game Seven. Laker owner Jack Kent Cooke was so sure of victory, he ordered 10,000 balloons to be put into the rafters at the Forum, to be released when the Lakers finally won.

    The Game:  West did his part, playing 46 minutes with a badly damaged hamstring and jammed finger. Mr. Clutch dropped 42, with 13 boards and 12 assists, his fourth game of at least 39 points in the series. However, this game is better remembered for:

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    NBA Flow: Stu Jackson's Meddling, MVP Hatin' from Pippen, and more...

    Friday, May 19, 2006, 02:39 PM EST [NBA Playoffs]

    The G-Report is back, and The G is ticked.

    Update from Dallas: Stu Jackson, NBA watchdog against acts of random violence (mostly because no sane team will let him coach), suspends Jason Terry for a half punch thrown while on his back in a pileup that a TV camera half-caught. Jason felt that getting his head pushed into the floor by Michael Finley demanded action. Of course, Finley got a pass. 

                  

    But Kobe Bryant gets a pass for belting Raja Bell twice in the head with an elbow. Reggie Evans get his hand under Chris Kaman's shorts and checks him for possible genital deformities. He gets a fine.

    Got to love Stu's logic, "Certainly one clear difference is in the case of Reggie Evans we didn't have a clear view exactly what happened," Stu Jackson, the NBA vice president who handles such punishments, said Thursday. "We understand he reached underneath the player, but you couldn't see the end result. It's really an apple and an orange."

    First Stu, it's more like apples and er, walnuts. Secondly, no one had a clear view, but the Spurs found a camera with the right angle and rushed it to the league in record time. Thirdly, when even Greg Popavich looked guilty at this Xmas present, just maybe you and Comissioner Stern (rumor has it Stu's mouth only moves when The David's hand is in his back) should take a good hard look at this "policy".

    When training as a referee, I was always told one thing: don't decide the outcome of games if you can avoid it. Let the players decide the game. Now league officials have taken on that role. I think our leaders in Washington have proven that the whole 'resolute' thing has not worked, so show some flexibility. I admit I'm rooting for Dallas tonight.

    And if Phoenix can win a Game 6 without Raja Bell - on the road no less - don't think that Dallas will fold.

    I think Antonio McDyess is still sitting on the Piston bench in deep shock.

    It won't be too long until I see a headline titled "BUSTED!" with Rasheed Wallace's mug on it.

    I'm not going to lie - I saw this as a 5 game series for the Pistons. Of course, so did Rasheed Wallace. Three games later, the Cavs have a chance to close at home in what would be the biggest playoff upset...ever? The only thing that comes close would be the Rockets taking down the Lakers in the dearly departed mini-series back in 1981.

    LeBron James has been all that - as expected. The unexpected was Donyell Marshall dropping 14 and 13 in Game 5.

    What was unexpected was the poise of the Cavs, who rallied and took a valuable life lesson from the loss of Larry Hughes who lost his younger brother last week. Said James, "We're all grown men, and this is just basketball," James said. "It's not life and death, and it's not like they're the big bad wolf and we're the three little pigs. We all lace our shoes up the same way."

    Much props goes to LeBron for staying true to himself. He dished for the winning basket last nigh, a sweet feed to Drew Gooden after LBJ drew three men to him. You know damn well if Gooden blows the bunny layup, how many haters would be ripping James for not taking the big shot?

    (Aside: the win takes Eric Snow off the hook for the unbelievably brain dead pass he threw with 5 seconds left, expecting to run out the clock. Lindsey Hunter ran it down and got the Pistons one more chance with 1.9 seconds remaining. What in the name of Fred Brown and Brett Favre was he thinking?)

    And most unexpected? The loss of poise from the Pistons. Why wasn't Tayshawn Prince dropping the glove on LeBron (or at least trying to slow him) from the opening tip? What was Chauncey Billups thinking when he committed a 6th foul on a

    breakaway with a minute remaining? Why did Flip Saunders have Rasheed Wallace on the bench and Ben Wallace on the floor in an offensive situation on the Pistons last two possessions, and why why WHY was Prince taking the big shot with 6 seconds remaining when Rip Hamilton and McDyess (who was red hot in the 4th period) ready and waiting?

    Unreal.

    Flip Saunders got out of the first round once in eight years in Minnesota. If the Pistons blow a 2-0 lead, home court, and lose to an inferior Cavs squad...well, Larry Brown might want to take that buyout after all and head West...

       

    Speaking of coaches under the gun, what in the hell was Mike Dunleavy thinking in Games 1-5?

    Game 1 - Suns win, go on crucial run with Elton Brand on the bench (while racking up career-high numbers) taking a breather.  Shawn Livingston is on the floor while Sam Cassell is riding pine. Sam is more clutch than Indiana Jones in The Temple Of Doom - AND HE'S RIDING PINE?! Livingston commits a pair of pressure turnovers.

    Game 3 - Cassell spends all but 35 seconds of the 4th period on the bench. Livingston runs out of gas and big plays. SEE GAME 1! I'M TIRED OF REPEATING MYSELF! Suns pull out a late win.

    Game 5 - Clips rally from 19 down to win in OT. Sam I Am actually is on the court at the end, but Livingston throws away a crucial inbounds pass (I've lost track of the number of pressure TOs Shawn has complied in the series). For some reason unknown to anyone but himself, Mike D. brings in Daniel Ewing, who hasn't played since gas was under 2.50 a gallon. Even though the Clips had a foul to give, Ewing doesn't foul, and Raja Bell nails a 3 with 1.9 seconds left to force OT.

    All through the series, in pressure situations, I look in Dunleavy's eyes and see a little Peyton Manning. 

    Twice in Portland, he was good enough to coach his team to the Finals, only to get seriously outcoached by Chuck Daly and Phil Jackson. There are worse guys to fall to, but you wonder if he's learned anything?

     Sam Cassell has two more rings than his coach. His entire career, he takes the big shots, he MAKES the big shots. If you've seen that "Major League 2" celebration of his, you know he has, um...cajones grande? 

    Repeat afterme: EVERY crunch time possession should go through Sam and Elton Brand.

    Every damn possession.

    In three different games - all Clipper losses - Cassell and/or Brand have been out of the mix. And that's on the coach. Period.

    I believe that one day, Shawn Livingston will be an All-Star. Today, the Clips are Sam Cassell's team. In Cleveland, LeBron is going to see the ball every time down the stretch. Number 13 will have it in his hands for the Suns. Imagine Kobe NOT committing an assault on the court if he was bypassed for a big shot. Get the pattern?

    Game 6 - Nothing unexpected here. The Suns are, as they say down South, "tie-ed", as in "Lawd, my feet is tie-ed from walking all day. The Suns are the best conditioned team in the league, but a hard 7 game series with the Lakers, a short bench, and now another way with the Clippers, and is it any wonder that shots are going flat?

    On to the G-Report.

    Phoenix Suns - BUY!

    • Steve Nash (98/105/Buy!) - The last few games have the Nash haters coming out of the woodwork. The guy has dead legs, as does almost everyone in the Suns top 7 except for Tim Thomas. Not playing until Monday might give his legs the juice they need.
    • Tim Thomas (70/75/Buy!) - Watched the game last night at The Grand Lux in The Beverly Center. Good viewing (and not just of the game). Good food. Made a new friend. Homeboy (a Philly native) had the best line of the night, "Who stopped feeding Tim the Ny-Quil? He never balled like that in Philly!" I'm inclined to give him the bennie on Game 6. Look for him to man up on Brand in Game 7 and do something that 17 previous teams and 30 former coaches have never seen before - deliver.
    • Boris Diaw (85/85/Buy) - Not a great game, but the Suns point center still came up with 14, 9 and 7 dimes. Better yet were the two sick up-and-under moves on Kaman and Elton Brand straight out of the Kevin McHale low post Handbook. Daym. He'll have to play much better to get the Suns out of Game 7 with a win.
    • Leandro Barbosa (90/87/Buy) - He's 6'3", but did you know that he has a 7 foot wingspan. No wonder he's so dangerous in traffic.
    • Brian Grant (0/2/DUMP!) - This is a series that was SCREAMING for his talents. Tell me that Grant could not have banged on a body or two down low. Either he really set off D'Antoni, Marcus Allen-Al Davis style (unlikely), or this great undersized warrior is truly done. Which is sad.
    • Mike D'Antoni (95/100/Hold) - Game Six was a throwaway, as far as I'm concerned. Bad news was that this game stayed close. A blowout could have gotten him to clear the bench. He's made the counter-adjustments whenever needed. Expect the same on Monday.

    Clippers (Buy with caution)

    • Chris Kaman (70/80/Hold) - One day, I'm just waiting for Geico to run a commercial that states "Our insurance is so easy, even a Kaman can use it." I am a marketing genius.
    • Sam Cassell (90/90/Buy) - The Alien lives for Game 7's. Last time he was in one, versus the Lakers in 2004, Sam was too hurt to be a real factor and the Lakers buried the T-Wolves. He'll be ready...
    • Corey Maggette (90/85/Buy!) - 25 and 8 ballboards, while missing only one shot. That was the X-factor that the Suns had no answer for. That was the Corey we were expecting in the playoffs!
    • Shawn Livingston (60/55/Hold) - Just one turnover in 19 minutes last night. Can't see that happening again. Not wishing ill on the Stick Man, just wondering how Game 7 will affect him...
    • Elton Brand (100/100/Buy!) - He went to Duke, but I like him anyhow. Game 7 will give this hammer the due he's been denied for too long. If you lived on the West Coast, you knew how good he was. Now the rest of the US knows...
    • Quinton Ross (60/40/Hold) - One shot told you all you needed to know about Ross last night. Last play of the first half, Ross catches a pass with his hands all wrong, between his legs, hoists the ball up and shoots in one motion. Bang. No hating on Ross, but brotherman had pixie dust on him last night. Buy his lockdown defense, sell on his offense.

    And now for the really fun part of the G-report:

    Scottie Pippen (5/20/SELL!) - Talk about guzzling hater-ade. Last night, he ripped Nash, saying that he's been "exposed" in the playoffs.

    Look, I didn't vote Nash for MVP, my vote went to LeBron. Kobe and Nash were fighting for runner-up. Kobe got plain shafted by some writers. But to sit around here and say in effect that Nash is overrated and getting "exposed", well, that is textbook hating from Scottie. The Suns have played every other day for almost a month. The wonder is that the team has kept their legs this long. It's amazing how Greg Anthony and Pippen come out the woodwork after a Suns loss. If the Suns make it to a Game 7, will it be another fluke?

    Detroit Pistons (Hold)

    • Chauncey Billups (80/90/Buy) - The single worst mistake he made was his 6th foul in Game 5. He's the man who has to steady his team at Crunch Time. He's the man who takes - and makes - the big shots.
    • Ben Wallace (70/85/Buy!) - heard a rumor that Shaq saw Ben's 0-7 'performance' from the line the other night, and offered him some advice for end of game situations. "Be seated".
    • Flip Saunders (70/85/Hold) - He's taking heat. He deserves it. But the players were tired of Larry getting all the love. Now it's time to step up and prove the naysayers wrong. But Flip, why did Tayshawn take the last shot?
    • Tayshawn Prince (65/75/Hold) - I like most of his game, but why again, why in the hell was he taking the last shot?  And why wasn't he locking down LeBron from the getgo?

    Cleveland (Buy!)

    • LeBron James (100/100/Buy!) - I may not think he's perfect yet, but judging by that 4-step travel before the game-winner against the Clippers, the refs have already anointed him the next Jordan. Just what the NBA needs, another overprotected superstar.
    • Zydrunas Ilgauskas (65/55/But - with caution.) I've seen Z-Man in a slasher flick, damned if I can remember which one. It took five games for Z to remember he actually made an All-Star team.
    • Anderson Varejao (70/50/BUY!) - Sideshow Bob hair, and a Master's degree from the Vlade Divac school of flopping. What is there not to like?
    • Damon Jones (20/20/Hold) - I'd rate him a 40, except for the wardrobe.
    • Larry Hughes (70/40/Buy!) - He's supposed to return for Game 6. I expect an inspired player that his teammates will feed off.
    • Coach Mike Brown (60/50/Buy) - OK. He looks strangely like Smart Brother from "Undercover Brother. The last three games, he's been coaching like it. But can he teach his team to close the deal?

       

    The G-Report looks at his plasma screen crystal ball:

    Mavs upset the Spurs tonight. Josh Howard and Devin Harris will rise up in a big way. Why do I think Mark Cuban is going to hand out 20,000 "Remember The Terry" Towels with "31" emblazoned on them? Because I would?

    I love Mike Finley, and I hear he's a nice guy and class act. But he'd better make a quick exit out of Dallas, win or lose tonight.

    Pistons survive in a close one tonight to force Game 7.

    I'm ghost...see ya in 40 hours.

     

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    NBA Flow: The G-Report - Quarterfinals Part 1

    Wednesday, May 17, 2006, 01:51 PM EST [General]

    Welcome back to the latest installment of the G-Report. A great Game 5 by an incredibly resilient Suns team, and the unexpected elimination of the Nets are causing more fluctuations than expected. The Mavs have the Spurs on the brink of elimination, and Mark Cuban is ready to breakdance. Remember my grading scale, 50 represents an average flow for the owner of the score. Latest score is the first one...

    Miami

    • Pat Riley (75, up from 65, Hold) -  This will be the most volatile stock on the G-Index. I mean Riles is still The Man Who Shanked Stan. In the first round the Heat looked slow and unable to defend in the backcourt. After a Game 1 beatdown by the Nets, the supporting cast of Miami stepped up. If Walker and Payton can deliver in the post-season, maybe Riley looks good with his moves. Maybe.
    • Shaq (80/80, Buy alternating games, Sell the rest of the time) Capable of the 30 and 20 in clincher of Bulls series. Also too slow to stay out of foul trouble on a regular basis. Quick elimination of Nets gives The Big Baby Huey major rest.
    • Antoine Walker (50/40/Buy) - Twon played two strong games in a row. Now can he match up against Rasheed and Tashawn over a seven game series? I doubt it. Yet make no mistake - if he can shot 45% and average 17-20 a game, the Heat may actually get to the Finals.
    • Gary Payton (35/25, Sell) - GP is 37. Jason Kidd isn't as quick as he once was, so I'm not sure if that was a fair test for The Isotoner. Rip Hamilton and Chauncey Billups? Now we're talking...
    • Alonzo Mourning (85/75, Buy!) - Despite getting posterized by Vince Carter, Zo is the defensive intimidator that Miami will need to win. Imagine. A guy with one kidney and on a 25 minute per night limit is a better post defender than Shaq. Shame on you Shaq.

    Dallas Mavs

    • Avery Johnson (100/90/BUY!) - My vote for Coach O'Da Year went to Mike D'Antoni. But I understand why Avery got the award. Moving Devin Harris into the lineup was genius. Mavs have too many offensive threats for Spurs to lock down, and they are closing games STRONG.
    • Devin Harris (60/35/BUY) - People forget that this guy was a lottery pick, an outstanding player who was supposed to ultimately replace Steve Nash in Dallas. He's finally stepped up on a national stage. You thought Tony Parker was the only hyper-quick guard in this series? Recognize...
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    • Jerry Stackhouse (80/70/HOLD) - Even if he doesn't score 20, he makes Coach Pop sweat who to assign  to Bruce Bowen. Manu Ginobili can't guard Stack if Stack decides to get to the hole consistently.
    • Eric Dampier (65/45/Buy) - He gets boards and puts a body on people. Eric D. may not be Shaq, but he's no Shawn Bradley. Give the man props for playing tough defense at the end of Game 4 and forcing the miss from Duncan to get the game to OT.
    • Dirk Diggler Nowikski (100/90/Buy) - Playing on a bad ankle, balling tough at crunch time, and going to the paint when needed. One more win, and those smart-alecks who are quick to hang the "soft" label can get gone and stay gone.

    San Antonio

    • Tony Parker (90/85/Buy) - T.P. is playing great offensive ball, but was he ready for Devin Harris? Uh, no. No shame dude. We weren't either.
    • Manu Ginobili (70/80/Hold) - Manu, you can't be on the bench at crunch time. Here's an idea: If you are in deep foul trouble, concede the layup! Bounced back nicely in Game 5.
    • Tim Duncan (110/100/Do you have to ask?) Spurs have wasted some great games in this series from Tim. Not handling officiating calls at the game very well. Can we blame him? Game 5 Update: Hit his first 12 shots. Responded like a champ. 
    • Coach Pop (90/100/Buy) - The Spurs have been outgutted in consecutive games. They have not found an answer for Devin Harris. No one in their right mind will bury this team. I have to see a stake in the heart, in broad daylight, and a decapitation before I concede the demise of the champs. Yet in the Popavich Era, the Spurs have gone 1-7 in elimination games.
    • NBA Refs (20/25/Sell) - I don't think they have it in for The Defending Champions. But the calls late have been a shade past awful.

    New Jersey Nets

    • Jason Kidd (85/85/Buy) - Still a fine point guard. But how he was selected to the first team all-NBA Defensive Team is beyond me.
    • Microfracture Surgery (-10/0/SELL! GIVE IT AWAY!) Look at the evidence: Jason Kidd can't slow down D-Wade. Anthony Johnson hung 40 on him in Game 6 of the previous series. Amare misses most of the year for the Suns. Chris Webber can't defend ME anymore - and I'm 5'9" and can't go left. If I'm a pro athlete, if it comes down to microfracture surgery or amputation, I'm flipping a coin.
    • Nenad Kristic (65/80/Hold) - Great first series, was not consistent against the Heat. Four turnovers, two boards in Game 5. I thought he was ready to break out against The Heat. My bad.
    • Vince Carter (90/85/Buy!) - All too often forgot to take it to the hole against Miami. After wrecking the Heat in the regular season, got taken out of the game far too much in the postseason. has the physical gifts to be a lockdown defender, but isn't a good one. Work on it VC...
    • Richard Jefferson (80/85/Hold) - RJ was not a factor when not in the open floor. Rich, by definition, you aren't complete as a player until you do.
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    • Lawrence Frank (70/80/Sell) - Sorry, but Lawrence, explain to me why Vince or Richard Jefferson wasn't guarding D-Wade? Instead it's a gimpy Jason Kidd? What in the heck was Frank thinking about? Not enough pick and roll on Shaq either. The old master, Pat Riley schooled the kid.
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    Earl Woods - A Father First

    Saturday, May 6, 2006, 06:30 PM EST [PGA]

    Recently, a close family member who is a proud parent of three once told me, "You know what my goal is as a parent? To make sure that I haven't screwed up my children so much that they can not undo the damage."

    I used to think that that kind of thinking was a case of setting the bar a bit low - until I looked in the mirror. Far too much of a man's life can be wasted getting out of one's own way.

    Earl Woods was "called home" (as my kinfolk call it), the other day at age 74. Most obituaries will list him as the father of Tiger Woods, the original architect of the most dominant sports cultural force of Generation X. Oh and the kid turned out to be a decent golfer.

     

    Much has been made through the years about Earl Woods' tendency for bombast. After all, he is supposed to have said that Tiger would one day be bigger than Gandhi. Not enough has been made of the fact that he first and foremost was Tiger's father - and from all accounts a very good one. I don't pretend to know either the father or son, and Kirby Puckett and Barry Bonds are recent cautionary tales in how not to judge books by their covers. But having a few years under my belt as a father's son, I'll take my chances with the subject.

    For almost 30 years Tiger and Earl have been in the public consciousness on some level. If Michael Jackson's special gift was magic with a 3 wood, you get the idea. A toddler Tiger was nailing shots on the Mike Douglas Show (if you're under 35, Mike Douglas was a prime time Jay Leno). A golf prodigy before he could speak, it always seemed as if Tiger's ascension to PGA champion was merely a matter of when, not if.

    If you believe that, you not only trivialize the son, you dishonor the father.

    Every time you see a prodigy - and we all know of some incredibly precocious kid; be it a musical prodigy, the class bookworm, or the 10 year old with the fastball in the mid-80s - you usually have a parent who is a driving force.

    Driving force. Countless parents force The Drive. Or they instead become the driver, rather than the guide, attempting to live their dreams through the child. In wanting so much for their progeny, parents often choke the joy out of the gift. Playing (or studying) becomes a duty, a task. All too often, the parents forget that they have a child, not an adult in training. The only thing more predictable than the parent is the result.

    Burnout. Resentment. Underachievement.

    And in the tragic case of Michael Jackson, aberrant behavior.

    What separates Tiger Woods (or the Williams sisters) from Todd Marinovich, Andrea Jaeger, Mary Pierce, or (to a lesser extent) Jennifer Capriati?  What about the thousands of less famous children with endless promise derailed?

    Earl Woods passed his deep passion for the game to the son; his other gift was passing on the joy. As driven as Tiger is to win, to joy of the competition shines through equally. Both come from within. Let Earl explain it, "It was never a question of me forcing Tiger to play golf. Everything came from him. We transcended the father-son thing when he was five. We became best friends, equals. The normal way of things is that the father is always in command. That wasn't the case with us because when we went to a golf tournament I would be the father until we signed in, then Tiger took over as the father...and then as we were checking out of the hotel or going to the airport, our roles were reversed back again. I became the father again.

    'I tried to interest him in other sports. I introduced him to baseball - he was a natural switch hitter - and he said no thanks, it interferes with my golf... he went to high school I convinced him to try out for the cross-country team. Within two weeks he was the number two man on the team. He quit after a year because it interfered with his golf...He chose golf on his own. I never pushed him."

    Real pushy dad eh?

    Perhaps it came from prior experience. Earl Woods had three children from a previous marriage, and he admits that Tiger was a second chance to make up for whatever shortcomings he had the first time around.

    For all of the occasional bombast of Richard Williams, what is the worst thing that Serena and Venus can be accused of? Having interests outside of tennis such as being multilingual and wanting to develop alternative careers.

    Imagine that. Twenty-somethings that want to have a rounded life. All parents should be so cursed. 

    I think of Todd Marinovich. His dad, Marv, used to feed him vitamins. Started him on a stretching program when he was a toddler. Supposedly, Todd never touched a processed sugar until his senior year in high school. I remember thinking Todd was like a kid who had to live in one of those plastic bubbles. Fine inside the bubble - Dead Man Walking when he left it and encountered a germ. When Todd got to USC, he left The Bubble. Life was the germ, and his passion for the game was gone soon after. The crash of his career was as predictable as it was tragic.

    I think we can begrudge Tiger's not becoming the Muhammad Ali of this era. It would be nice if he did, but that gig isn't for everyone. Like Excalibur, it's a sword that is not meant for the strongest or richest, but for the Chosen One. We mortals don't always get to make that choice for ourselves. We may have to settle for a Tiger Woods who appears to be a grounded, balanced man, and great athlete.

    For all of the jokes we all have made (myself included) about the "Cablasian" label that Tiger slapped on himself, he hasn't gone out a gotten a nose job or skin lightener. Not even Vijay Singh would accuse him of living in a hyperbaric chamber. It's safe to say that Tiger Woods won't be on Dr. Phil trying to sort out his ambivalent relationship with his father. In short, nothing you hear or see on Eldrick Woods makes you feel that he is anything but a reasonably rational, balanced multi-millionaire. That speaks more to Earl Woods than 10 Majors won.

    Earl Woods, rest in peace. You did all right.

     

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