Yes, it's that time of the year again when any and every corporation and website tries to sponsor a bevy of lame college football bowl games to complete the CFB season.  Let's take a look at some of the slogans and rallying cries in advertisement for some of these worthless bowl games:

FedEx Orange Bowl:  "Pleeeeease use our services to order your $1 tickets, so we break even on this fiasco."

R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl:  "Pleeease buy a crate of tickets for $1, and we'll ship them to you."

EagleBank Bowl: "Pleeeeease buy a ticket.  We have $2B in debt to pay off."

New Mexico Bowl: "Pleeeeease come here because no one ever visits New Mexico."

San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl:  "Pleeeeease buy a ticket.  We paid for too much lettering for our bowl name banners."

St.Petersburg Bowl: "Maybe they'll think it's a trip to Russia."

Champs Sports Bowl: "Because nothing spells 'Champs' like FSU and Wisconsin"

Valero Alamo Bowl: "Mexico is 2-0 at the Alamo now."

Roady's Humanitarian Bowl:  "There are at least 5 people in Boise that liked Meatloaf's Roady movie, so that's 5 tickets we can sell."

Texas Bowl:  "Maybe they'll confuse us with the other 4 bowl games played in our state."

Bell Hellicopter Armed Forces Bowl:  See The Sports Comedian

Brut Sun Bowl:  "Because El Paso has always been called the armpit of Texas."

Chick-fil-A Bowl: "Greasy fried chicken sells better than peaches.  Lets consider changing our name again to the Jarvic-7 Artificial Heart Bowl in a few years."

Capital One Bowl:  "What's in your wallet? Nothing, because Disney and Sea World already took it all."

Konica Minolta Gator Bowl:  "Because Florida, gators, Jacksonville, and copiers are perfect fits for each other."

Rose Bowl presented by Citi Bank: "We can use the roses for our funeral when we go bankrupt like the other banks."

Allstate Sugar Bowl: "This is how we pay back all of those unpaid Katrina insurance claims to New Orleans."

GMAC Bowl: "Hey we're handing out that $5 billion the government bailed us out with!!!"