What's the over under on David Garrard turning back into the pumpkin that couldn't win a starting job (for how many seasons)? I'm betting 4 games until it happens and 9 games until the PC avengers admit it. No question, Garrard had a dream season last year, but really now. Funny how talking heads were still calling Tom Brady a game manager after he'd won three SB's, but they heap praise on a one year wonder with the best 1-2 running punch in the NFL. Now that Jax is missing two guards, MJD is starting slow and Fred Taylor seems to be coping with some issues, we saw what happens when Garrard has to win games by himself. He doesn't.

One can't help but feel for Tom Brady, and despise Bill Belichick.  Brady's never been a bruiser, and I had long sensed he was due for a big hurt. Still, no one wants to see a player hurt. I don't know if Belichick's arrogance is tolerable anymore, though. It's not the "life goes on" act he sells to the press that gets me. It's the disservice he does to the fans by not looking for some insurance at the QB spot.  Sure Belichick wants to prove that he's the reason NE has flourished, and to a large degree he is. But how many big winners (see Shula, D, and Noll, C.) floundered for a decade or so after they lost their hall of famers?

Yeah, Broadway Brett's Jets beat the fish. So? Only the Dolphins lose on a Hail Mary. Besides, am I the only one who's willing to admit that Pennington's arm is made of balsa wood and chewing gum?

First Tarvaris Jackson needed to learn the offense, then he needed to get comfortable, now he needs time to recover from the knee sprain. How many FG's does the best team in the NFL without a QB have to kick before people stop making excuses and just him as the Kordell Stewart II experience? He's not a QB, he's a featured back.

But the only thing worse than having a running QB who can't pass (see Jackson, T.) is a passing QB who can neither run nor pass. Herman Edwards, the sandlot called, they want Brodie Croyle back. How did Croyle get an NFL roster spot, much less a starting job? I wouldn't want that guy QB'ing a wheelchair team. The wheelchair guys would roll all over him.

Raven ravers are wacko for Flacco. How can you not give it up for this guy? He delivered, and with not much notice. Sure, it gets a lot harder real soon for Joe, and yes it's only one game. Still, he has a memory that's hard to top.

Matty Ice announced that the Falcons have a QB for the first time this millennium. Now that Home Depot is a memory, maybe Arthur Blank is doing some critical thinking before he writes checks larger than the GDP of third world countries.  Don't crown Ryan just yet, but the guy has it. Having Michael Turner as a pair of handcuffs never hurts either. Now if he can just convince the Atlanta wideouts that the ball is not a UFO.

Jeff Garcia's hurt and out for week 2. He missed almost all of training camp with an injury. He's 38. He's undersized. He winds up for three yard outs. He doesn't understand why the Bucs didn't give him an extension. Really, I'm not kidding. He doesn't understand.

Big Ben won big. Big Ben has an injury. Three years ago, I said the biggest challenge with this guy would be keeping him healthy. Bring back Tommy "Gun" Maddox!!!

Finally, write this down: Peyton Manning was not ready to play on Sunday. Somewhere, somehow (Mr. Irsay), the message came in that; if he could crawl, he was starting the first game in the house that Peyton built. Manning gets props for toughing it out, but he was as far off his game as I've ever seen. My fear is that he's having chronic infection issues with that knee. Nothing else explains the lingering problems from a very minor procedure. How many times have we heard of players losing seasons or even careers to staph infections? For Manning's and the game's sake, I hope he recovers fully and quickly. I used to detest manning, but that SB win did something for him. Ever since, he's been humble and self effacing. A few of his commercials are hilarious too.