Tuesday, February 14th

We're dark the next 2 weeks in preparation for our 1,000 show celebration.  We've got the best of PRIDE fighting this week and the best of POKER next week to get us through.  Our producer, Charlie, gives you the first insights from behind-the-scenes.

Well, it's Valentine's Day. Always funny to watch grown men scramble around, trying to find last-minute gifts for their loved ones. NOTE TO SELF: Buy stock in 1-800-Flowers next year, early February.

We also had CPR class today. For some that participated, this will be the only action they get tonight.

I'm pretty sure if someone passes out on our show, no one that we work with will be able to revive him/her. This is all based on what I saw from the class. Our director was pumping the dummy's chest like he was churning butter ... outside ... in the freezing cold. One person placed her finger so far in the dummy's mouth, I swore she was going to pull out a spleen.

Do you remember that scene in "Say Anything" where Diane dumps Lloyd and he goes to the Gas-n-Sip to be with his buddies, only to realize his buddies are a bunch of idiots?

We are those idiots.

Peace, and I'm out.