check out these "world class" athletes 

white men can't jump

Great White got mad hops yo!   leaps clean out of the water to have himself a scoobie snack (thats a fact) off the coast of South Africa

"He... could ...go ...all ...the ...way!"

Then again maybe not.

Aspen, where the beer flows like wine and the women flock like the salmon of Capistrano

Happy feet ? Not so much, Penguins are cute.  Leopard seals are mean.