This is a repost from a blog I did last year

"You don't tug on Supermans cape. You don't spit into the wind. You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger and you don't mess around with Jim".

 Well, apparently it's not such a good idea to wear your Longhorns tee-shirt into a bar deep in the heart of Sooner country, if you plan on hanging on to your "cash and prizes" that is.    

 32 yr. old Texas fan Brian Thomas had to learn the hard way after walking into a bar in Norman Ok. on June 17 wearing his Texas colors, much to the chagrin of rabid (and most likely toothless) Sooner fan and bar regular Allen Michael Beckett.

 After a few drinks and some heated trash talk ,Thomas figured it was about time leave . Unfortunatly for young Brian ,Mr Beckett had another idea. Still a little irked over the tee-shirt  Beckett decided to see for himself just what kind of balls the Longhorn lover had.

  Beckett grabbed him by the junk, pulled him to the ground and wouldn't let go, even as bar patrons tried to break it up. When the two men were separated, Thomas looked down and realized the extent of his injuries.He could see both of his testicles hanging on the outside of his body. Thomas' attorney, Carl Hughes had these words of wisdom, "He was wearing a pair of white shorts, which made it that much worse

 Right Carl, the guy just literally got his balls ripped off ,but the white shorts  were his biggest problem.

 I don't see why, it was after Memorial Day 

 "Hook em Horns" indeed

    Here's the link to the AP article http://www.comcast.net/news/national/index.jsp?ca
t=DOMESTIC&fn=/2007/09/11/760910.html

  props to Jim Croce