The Chevrolet Monte Carlo fielded by the team of Fred Flintstone Racing, based in Bedrock, NC, that will be competing in the 2007 NASCAR Busch Series on behalf of the Scottish Rite Masons has learned not to be seen as demonstrated in the above photo.  The car must remain invisible because it's look is a ritual secret of the Masons.  Veteran John Doe who we know happens to hail from Livonia, MI (trust us) will become the car's driver and may look like a guy sitting on the pot traveling around the track since Mr.  Doe has not learned how not to be seen.  The announcement was officially made on January 6, 2007 at the Scottish Rite House of the Temple in Washington, D.C.,.  (They really should have sealed that cave and checked those hinges on that old gate in the basement.)

Doe, himself a 32-degree Scottish Rite Mason, not to be cnfused with third degree burns or the hospitals that shriners sponsor, began his career in 1988 in the Street Stock Division.  He moved to the ARCA/REMAX Series in 1996.  He has 15 wins, 79 top fives and 108 top 10 finishes to his credit and is in the running for the 2007 Raybestos Rookie of the Year honors.  As far as we know, all of his previous cars were visible

The Scottish Rite is part of the "Family of Freemasonry," the oldest and largest fraternal organization in America, dating back to 1730.  Many famous American men have been Masons, including fourteen presidents from George Washington to Gerald Ford.  No Masons have ever been, are currently nor have ever thought about being members of the Communist Party.  The Scottish Rite sponsors 225 speech and language clinics for children across the country, part of the $2 million a day or $750+ million a year American Masonry spends on philanthropy which is just a little less than the value of the amount of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer that they annually consume.

"We are so excited and privileged to have such an honorable organization associated with us.  We look forward to a long-lasting relationship with the Scottish Rite and winning the Busch Series championship since we know that Masons are in control of everything behind the scenes in this country even though no NASCAR races have ever been rigged on behalf of Dale Earnhardt Jr and that there is no truth to the rumor that Pabst is behind the scenes sponsoring us to overcome this obvious tragedy in america and gain recognition on par with Busch, Bud, Miller or even perhaps maybe Coors" said owner Flintstone, whose team has chalked up 743 starts and 19 victories on its livestone cave walls somewhere deep underground in the vicinity of Kansas City, Missouri  (psst, just off of I-70 at I-435).

Fred Flintstone Racing will compete in the 2007 NASCAR Busch Series beginning at the Daytona International Speedway in Florida on February 17th for the full 35 race schedule.  The Scottish Rite Cathedral, rumored to be  in Joplin, Missouri, is located at 505 S. Byers, uh 555 1st Street.   There is no truth to the rumor that the Cathedral shown above is in Shreveport, Louisiana off of Caddo Street or that it would make a great Hard Rock Cafe.  For more information, are you kidding me, you want to know about membership?  Don't call us, we'll call you if your good enough asshole.  But if you want to hear a good cussing just call us and ask about membership for grins at (555) 555-5555, like that's a real number dimwit.